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grossie grumpkins

The anonymous old man - most likely suffering from some form of dementia - who takes a shit in the sink of public restrooms
Don't go into the bathroom, Bob. It looks like Grossie Grumpkins struck again.
grossie grumpkins by Betty Wagaman October 15, 2006
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When Gibson gives his Braveheart speech about freedom I get the goosies and my nipples get hard.
goosies by Adaymnimfine September 18, 2013

Goosie Boosies 

The Phillies winning the World Series gave me the goosie boosies.
Goosie Boosies by Goosie Boosie December 30, 2008
An awesome guy (goose) that makes youtube videos about drifting in video games and puts smiles on people's faces

Did I mention that he has a Thrustmaster setup?
Person1: You saw Goosiest on youtube?
Person2: Yeah bro, I love that guy!
Goosiest by kusazo82 November 8, 2022
A beautiful girl that takes your heart away who is dorky, quirky, cute, charming, intelligent, funny, creative, sexy AND gross.
Ian: You know what I'd rather be doing?
Deb: What?
Ian: Holding my grossie.
grossie by missinu67 April 6, 2011

Groogies 

Happy, stoned citizens who confuse old women with their ability to function in society without committing crime or acts of sexual deviance.
Let's not turn our town into a bunch of "groogies" for the sake of a few recovery dollars.
Groogies by Mr. Glisten November 6, 2014