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The type of person to chat shit about stuff that is not relevent in any conversation when no one asked about the topic. If you talk about Groms, you will want to stop existing. Not even copious amounts of food can stop the hungry shrek like beast from talking about Groms.
Stop walking back into things, you are turning into a Gromothan.
Gromothan by Nopit November 24, 2021
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grootman 

slang. a. In urban (especially township) English: a term of respect for an older man or a leader.
“My grootman resembles my father.”
grootman by Clive Custódio April 26, 2019
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groupthank 

The act of "replying to all" on an email chain just to specifically thank one individual. While usually well intentioned (and intentional), the practice often becomes an annoyance to everyone involved.
Person 1: "Did you see that Nicole just groupthanked Brian on an email chain with 120 people?"
Person 2: "Well, at least it's better than what she mistakenly replied to the entire staff after the 2007 Christmas party!"
groupthank by lakeshore January 28, 2016

Grootmanism 

From the slang term grootman. Grootmanism is the art of leading by example.
I was acting out and my elder brother put me in my place. He displayed the true definition of grootmanism.
Grootmanism by Murendi Wisdom April 4, 2020
Noun

A word used to describe someone who is particularly overweight and unhygienic. Typically also very sweaty and in their mid 30’s.
“Get a load of that fat fucking Gomotan over there!”
Gomotan by anonymous April 21, 2021
Noun

Someone who is overweight and unhygienic. Typically also rather sweaty and in their mid 30’s.
“Get a load of that fat fucking gomotan over there!”
gomotan by anonymous April 21, 2021

Groothing 

The act of jorking your shit, so hard and fast, your precame starts foaming like lathered soap.
He was groothing to ontheprowl so hard last night, it took an hour to clean up.
Groothing by KiluWATT March 7, 2025
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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