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An unattractive female, or another word for ugly. Groicen travel in packs and occasionally trick a noice into joining their pack. If a groice is a bitch then she deserves to know that she is in fact a groice.
Annabel: Hi guys!
Zach: Groice!!!!
run's away
Zach: I'm sure glad that groice didn't hang around for too long
Dan: "Thank god."
Groice by jewman98 September 24, 2013
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The name given to a fat kid in a middle school named "Bryce." if Groice is lucky enough, he gets his own cult following.
Groice will forever be a god.
Groice by BoomkittyFX July 23, 2020

Grocery-Sticked 

The often unneccessary act of someone placing the plastic divider on a grocery store conveyor belt to seperate their items from yours. Can be used as a metaphor for other situations.
Person 1: “Did you really just grocery-stick me? I have $100 worth of food and your only items are a candy bar and a tv.”
Person 2: “....Uh, I just didn’t want them to get mixed up.”
Person 1: “Never in the history of the world has anyone switched items with another person using a grocery stick because they would still have to pay for it.”

Steve: “Hey man, did you go home with that hot blonde last night?!
Kevin: “Nah man, I got grocery-sticked by her fat friend.”

Stacy: “Did you get Taylor Swift’s autograph?!
Monica: “Fuck no! I got up close when she got out of her limo but got grocery-sticked by three security guards!”
Stacy: “.....sounds hot
Monica: “No, look it up on urban dictionary .”
Grocery-Sticked by But Sects December 11, 2019

In Grocery We Trust 

The Korean actors and co-stars Son Ye Jin and Hyun Bin (aka BinJin) were photographed grocery shopping together in LA (not in their home country). Though they deny that they are dating, BinJin shippers use this as evidence they really are dating -In Grocery We Trust
Friend: There's no way BinJin is dating!
Me: In grocery we trust!

green grocer 

When one masterbates and inserts a cucumber or a zucchini in thier butt and then pulls it out at the second they climax and takes a bite out of it.
John performed a green grocer on himself last night. He said it was great.
green grocer by teh744 November 4, 2008

Hailey Grice 

A southern bell that’s the baddest bitch west of the Mississippi
Damn that Hailey grice is the baddest bitch I’ve seen since Obama was president
Hailey Grice by Snaplatts December 5, 2020

make groceries 

to go grocery shopping; to purchase groceries; originated in new orleans
We going to make groceries today.