chafe

A person or event that figuratively "rubs the wrong way."

"He is such a chafe."
"This math exam is such a chafe."
"Dude, you're chafing so hard right now."

by incognito August 9, 2004

Kj

Knigger Jockey

Misspelling of the slur "nigger" to get around chat filters.

Means slave owner, usually referred to in a modern sense.

That dude is a KJ (Knigger jockey)! He owned that guy!

by Incognito February 21, 2005

samejima

A white otaku, the biggest fucking Japanese wannabe I know. He also has a penis similer to those of asian men. (virtually non-exsistant)

"Dude, don't be a samejima."

by Incognito March 8, 2005

proctalgia

medical way of saying PITA.

pretty self explanatory.

by incognito February 20, 2005

Skippy

Noun) A penis. From the popular TV series starring Skippy the Bush Kangaroo - from which 'Skippy' describes the penis and 'bush' is the entire pubic region. The term 'joey' is also used to describe the nutsac, for obvious reasons.

The phrase "COR BLIMEY SKIPPY JAST POPPED OUTTA THA BUSH" is used to describe the erecting of the penis.

by Incognito December 8, 2003

pinner

A person who is as annoying as a pinner joint. A loser.

"Man, that guy is such a pinner."

by incognito August 9, 2004

HEAT LOG

Phrase to quieten the plebs in the office, when a technological problem arises that is over Antonella's thinking capabilities.

Just letting you know that we are experiencing problems with sending & receiving faxes. An urgent Heat log has been raised & ITS are keeping me posted.

by Incognito March 29, 2005