Grobbling

Mumbling in annoyance
i.e. Grumbling

Kevin: Gruhmbmergahber
Casey: What's wrong with Kevin?
Jason: He's Grobbling because Ariel broke up with him in front of his friends.

Grobbling by Tuxxette March 19, 2015

Grobbling

The sexual act of defecating on the back of someone's neck and smearing it behind their ears while in the doggy style position while they say "grobble" repeatedly.

Craig: I had an amazing night while grobbling Becky.

Grobbling by TheLongHairedWonder March 10, 2020

Cock Gobbling 

People who suck major cock good and hard and usually cock gobbling is followed by cum guzzling

You see that new girl? I heard shes a major cock gobbler

I heard your mom is great at cock gobbling

Cock Gobbling by Josh & Devante` January 18, 2009

Cake Grabbing 

The act of grabbing cake in one's hand without dropping it or getting frosting all over your hand or anyone else and then eating the cake. This only applies when one uses a single hand, not two. Usually only guys or men participate in this.

I was so hungry for some of that chocolate cake, but all of my plates and flatware were dirty, so I had to go cake grabbing.

Cake Grabbing by Oodles and oodles of noodles! February 21, 2010

Goblingon 

Goblingon is a word that is supposed to sound like the phrase gobbling on. It was popularized by a streamer named Druttut.

Person 1: Do you know Goblingon?
Person 2: What is Goblingon?
Person 1: I don't know but you are Goblingon (gobbling on) deez nuts!

Goblingon by Arrayy November 19, 2021

groin-grabbingly good 

A term used to indicate extreme pleasure with something (it could be practically anything), to the point of that something inducing the grabbing of one's genital area in a reflexive attempt at masturbation. Not necessarily literal. The term was coined by television buffoon Homer Simpson.

Fool: Wow, this Nascar race is groin-grabbingly good!

groin-grabbingly good by jazzriff October 14, 2005

Gobblin' Pussy 

A very loose and ugly pussy with turkey like features.

"Your gobblin' pussy swallowed me whole"

THIS IN NO WAY, SHAPE OR FORM IS IT A COMPLIMENT.

Gobblin' Pussy by TacoPuss69 April 7, 2020