Grobbing

(humorous, often derogatory) An act of visiting cemeteries on All Saints' Day by people who treat it as an opportunity to present themselves in fashionable attire

- did you see them?
- yeah, surely they came here for grobbing

by Andysso December 25, 2022

Grobbing

When an individual takes great effort to purposefully stop practicing hygienic social norms for a continuous period of time, most commonly manifesting in the form of not showering.

"Dude, I can't shower right now, I'm on my Grobbing Streak!"

by ALLOCeprano August 3, 2024

Gwobbing

The act of pulling on your flaccid penis to attempt to make it grow, by pulling out the hidden length on the inside

R: All the guys are having a gwobbing party later, do you wanna join?
N: Not tonight, I spent ages gwobbing this morning and it still hurts.

by dung glum October 30, 2023

Cake Grabbing

The act of grabbing cake in one's hand without dropping it or getting frosting all over your hand or anyone else and then eating the cake. This only applies when one uses a single hand, not two. Usually only guys or men participate in this.

I was so hungry for some of that chocolate cake, but all of my plates and flatware were dirty, so I had to go cake grabbing.

by Oodles and oodles of noodles! February 21, 2010

groin-grabbingly good

A term used to indicate extreme pleasure with something (it could be practically anything), to the point of that something inducing the grabbing of one's genital area in a reflexive attempt at masturbation. Not necessarily literal. The term was coined by television buffoon Homer Simpson.

Fool: Wow, this Nascar race is groin-grabbingly good!

by jazzriff October 14, 2005

Globbing

Another (more accurate) term for a girl on her period.

"Be nice to Rosie for the next few days, she's globbing right now."

"Periods are disgusting, all that glob just falling out of me"

by Gooberpls September 4, 2013

grabbing a chocolate bar

offensive term: for a white man, at a bar, to walk up to a random black/Caribbean girl and ask her for sexual favors.

(N.B: For a black guy to do the same to a white girl should probably be called licking vanilla ice cream.

do not go grabbing a chocolate bar unless you are ready to become the girl's sugar daddy.

by Sexydimma January 8, 2015