Gripjob

When an overly-excited or inexperienced girl attempts to give you a handjob but then ends up choking your dick to the point that it almost isn't worth it anymore.

9th grader: "Dude did you get some friday night!?"
another 9th grader: "Yeah but the girl gave me a gripjob and now it hurts to piss."

by Hansonpaulsey October 11, 2009

Grimjob

The act of giving someone a rimjob after they've just had a dirty Indian meal, and you taste the spices.

Mate, so I gave a jalcrazi grimjob after a curry. I can still taste the tikka masala.

by Jalcrazi November 9, 2015

Grimjob

When a man and a woman have anal sex and the woman proceeds to excrete onto the mans penis, the women then sucks the excretion off of the mans penis...

Hey give us a grimjob...make sure its nice and creamy though...

TD Xx PiLLoW: Dont worry i will, and i wont miss because ill hard aim

TD xX EP1C : WOW!! Tastes like Marmite...

by Taylor Westicle February 9, 2009

Grimjob

Blocking someone but then Smearing that person from behind that block so that person can’t respond.

On twitter, Ryan Grim preforms a Grimjob by blocking a media figure on twitter and than use the same platform to smear that figure.

by PLEBS4DORE November 15, 2021

grimjob

(grĭm'-jäb) (v.) - to run interference for politicians in a "tongue in a - -" manner (also see grimmed ) ; (n.) such a maneuver.

Did you see the latest grimjob by Ryan Grim? He really grimjobbed AOC well!

by wordistry April 29, 2021

Grimjob

A rimjob when the rim-ee is also defecating.

I'm bored of rimming babe, why don't you shit at the same time? We can call it a grimjob!

by willy topp June 8, 2015

GrimJob

A GrimJob is a rim-job but done without teeth, meaning the person doing the job would likely be elderly.

Man, that woman might be in her 80s but she sure as shit gives one hell of a goddamn GrimJob, that much I know.

by GrimJob March 21, 2020