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Grimsomnia 

The nightly ritual of trying to sleep and just when you're about to drift off, you suddenly recall eveey embarrassing thing you ever did in high resolution.
"Hey, I know you're tired but remember when you wrote out that short but anatomically specific rant about checking yourself for testicular lumps but you opened the wrong window on your phone and accidentally sent it to your elderly piano teacher?"
-Brain

This is grimsomnia
Grimsomnia by BleachGirl101 November 6, 2018
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gil grissom

Main character in the hit TV show CSI. Others advice to other CSI's and comes out with many wise comments.
Sara: Grissom!
Grissom: What do you got?
Sara: The one thing you don't want to find at a murder scene.
Grissom: Another body.
gil grissom by Monkeyseat May 9, 2005

Gil Grissom

The supervisor of the CSI Las Vegas forensics team. His team mates look up to and are inspired by him. He's famour for his quotes and oneliners, apparently named Grissomism. He always gets his job done, and always gets it done right. For personality comparison, see alo Yoda.
Person 1:"Dude, you've totally got this Grissom thing going on...."
Person 2:"The conclusion was simple, I just had to look for it."
Gil Grissom by Sage Zero March 4, 2005

grissomism 

a quote or phrase which is said that is said to be in the style of Gill Grissom.
"John Webster said "Death has many doors to let out life", now lets see which one our victim took"
grissomism by duke of earl January 29, 2005

Grissomism 

A smart yet often cheesy one-line wisecrack said by Gil Grissom on CSI. (eg. "I guess there was no more room at the inn" or "this was a case of death by chocolate") Usually followed by commercial or intro.
Did you hear last night's Grissomism? it was so lame.
Grissomism by Bryan Pilson April 1, 2004
that's witty or that's smart. if you're being sarcastic, it could mean something that was just said was really stupid.
taken from watching too much CSI
That was so grissom.
Gil Grissom is so grissom. It's because he's Grissom.
grissom by Sorix July 18, 2007