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Grimlocks 

This is the occurance of dreadlocks in the womans pubic region. They are often very thick, long and have a strong odor of foul-smelling vaginal discharge and wet dog. More often than not, there is slight hint of patchouli, in a failed attept to cover up the heinous stench.
I took this bitch out for some drinks, right. One thing led to another. I got my hand down her panties, and got stick. My rings got caught on her grimlocks. I was like, yo!
Grimlocks by Henry Bemis October 30, 2008
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Grimlock 

In Transformers, he is the Leader of the Dinobots. He is one of the most powerful Autobots.

There are two distinct interpretations of Grimlock:

In the cartoon series, he is a strong but dumb "comedy" character.

In the comics, and especially in Simon Furman's version of him, he is a born warrior and hardman, who has a very different approach to leadership to Optimus Prime. He believes that Prime's compassion prevents the Autobots from defeating the Decepticons. He looks down on those he considers inferior, but is fearless in battle.
Although arrogant and stubborn, Grimlock is a highly effective leader. He is an anti-hero, a cross between Wolverine and Leonidas.
"Optimus Prime is too soft, if Grimlock were our leader, we could have won this war long ago!"

"Me Grimlock, Badass!"
Grimlock by GaryUK August 4, 2007

Gridlock Douche 

Someone who is completely oblivious to the fact that traffic is completely stopped on the other end of a large intersection and continues to drive out into said intersection simply because they have a green light.

When the light turns red and the crossing traffic gets a green light, there is now nowhere to go because this moron is blocking traffic, creating a gridlocked situation in extreme cases.
I was 25 minutes late for work today because some gridlock douche turned Route 9 into a parking lot near the mall.

I stopped at the green light because I could clearly see traffic was bumper-to-bumper on the other side. So when the jackass behind me started beeping I yelled back, "Sorry, I'm not a gridlock douche like you."
Gridlock Douche by Pilotguy44 October 6, 2009

Liplocked Gridlock 

When traffic is stalled at a signal because people in the first car are too busy kissing to notice that the light ahs changed.
The people in the car in front of us was kissing at a stoplight and didn't notice that the light was green which caused a Liplocked Gridlock.
Liplocked Gridlock by sharky79 March 23, 2010

Grimlock 

Big ass robot who turns into a bigger fucking g robot dinosaur

Basically a badass, and don't let his intelligence fool you, he has an IQ level of 10 million
Grimlock is smart
Grimlock by TheElite49 October 9, 2019

Get GRIDLOCK'd 

The act of going to, and experiencing all that comes with a Gridlock 64 show. This includes, but is not limited to, the music, singing, dancing, and drinking. In a nutshell, it is to succumb to the effects of good music, good friends, and good times.
I'm going to the Gridlock 64 show, and I'm gonna Get GRIDLOCK'd!!
Get GRIDLOCK'd by G64 Jim May 9, 2011

Grimlock 

1) In Advanced Dungeons and Dragons, a Grimlock is a large and powerful grey-skinned humanoid, looking rather like a grey orc. Grimlocks are primitive, but also vicious and aggressive.

2) In Transformers, Grimlock is the leader of the Dinobots. He transforms into a Tyrannosaurus Rex. A staple character throughout the entire run of the TV series and the comics, Grimlock even went through three different toy versions in Generation 1.
Me Grimlock! Me king! Me kick your butt!
Grimlock by Andy July 22, 2004
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