Griffucker

Someone who fucks the Griffin statue at William and Mary. The statue, a life-size bronze model of a griffin (half eagle, half lion), has a very prominent cock and balls, making it ideal for sex. This includes all forms of sexual activity, from ball fondling to handjobs to blowjobs to full-on vaginal or anal sex with the Griffin's metal cock. Some students put a condom on the Griffin's cock, while others prefer to take it raw, accepting any and all risks.

This term was coined by the campus satirical newspaper, the Botetourt Squat.

Katie: Hee hee hee guys, I rubbed the Griffin's balls last night, I guess I was a little drunk...
Leah: What do you mean, you rubbed his balls? You literally took his entire cock in your pussy!
Katie: Ha ha, either way, I'm a Griffucker!

by naked streaker August 7, 2019

grinfucked

When you are "fucked", or taken advantage of, by a lie told from a grinning mouth.

The smiling used car salesman using lies, convinces a customer to buy a car that breaks down a week later. The customer was grinfucked.

by Brad Johnson June 18, 2006

GrindFucker

One who listens to brutal extreme grind music very loud.

Simon is so heavily into the metal scene that he is a Grindfucker.

by simon February 7, 2004

GrindFucker

Someone Who trys so hard, yet it seems they fail, yet always persevere,depends on the person., almost always a italian rich kid

that kid always pops up with some new shit, hes such a grindfucker

by Dino December 13, 2003

grinfucked

To fuck up someone's grin when they are grinning like no other

Joe came in grinning today so I told him I fucked his girlfriend. Joe became grinfucked.

by Peppershit Cornstalk August 14, 2009

Grinfucker

Someone smiling in your face but pounding the backside of the real true feelings he owns … angry smiler

Paul greeted new cottage owners with a welcoming smile while exhibiting his grinfucker true thoughts of never allowing a new road passage across his property

by Ol’Murch August 21, 2021

Griftsucker

A person who believes what a grifter says.

A group of griftsuckers genuinely believe the DCU is falling apart because The Critical Drinker said so.

by David X. Hatley December 28, 2025