Griffined
Griffined by mynameismudd August 21, 2012
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Griffined
To bail on your friends, and leave them talking to that one babbling asshole no one wants to be around.
Griffined by ThreatTriangle January 25, 2021
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Griffined
a term for getting jizzed on, or getting screwed, in a way that sounds appropriate so you can say it anywhere.
Griffined by Peter Griffin May 13, 2005
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Sam Griffin
To walk around in your skin tight medium festival foods work shirt and flex your 24.5” pythons on those corn-fed hoes (Amanda Brown).
Sam Griffin reps 3 plates on the bench more times than a democrat can blame trump on an issue in 2 minutes
Sam Griffin by ballsdeepinyoursister June 27, 2021
Bradley Griffin-Salt
A black man who happens to be the supreme overlord of the universe and 38 states of America, and of those left out states he is president. Also secretly the pope, and the single most richest man in the world, accumulating a wealth of a least 900 trillion dollars. Says is NZ-born, but in reality was sent from our ancestors of the universe, sent to save the world with his money and superiority. Bradley was the original Chuck Norris, however, became tired of this profession, and the particles around him to form a new chuck Norris. Can pay anything to do his will. Possible re-incarnation of Jesus. Few are worthy to stand in his presence. The population of the universe are his subjects. Upon nearing Bradley, one must prostrate ones self, and pray over 9000 prayers of thankfulness to the almighty for gracing us with his existence.
Bradley Griffin-Salt by Faithful Subject October 28, 2012
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