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n., a quick nap, usually minutes in length, often taken during inappropriate situations.
Announcer 1: "And Ken Griffey is on deck, but I haven't seen him come out of the dugout yet. Have we gotten any word on Junior being taken out of the lineup?

Announcer 2: "I don't think so. No word from the trainers."

Announcer 1: "Wait, there he is! He's taking a quick griffey in the corner.

Announcer 2: "I knew the Mariners were in a slump this month, but come on.

Announcer 1: "Huh, I guess that's where the term 'griffey' comes from."

Announcer 2: "Excellent deduction, Sherlock."
griffey by danmac June 3, 2010
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Griffey Junior 

a fart, or series of farts prior to dropping a Griffey.
Pete Dick: "I love my Griffey Junior!"
Jen: "What are you rambling about now?"
Pete Dick: "You can't smell that?"
Jen, rolling window down in zero degree weather: "I can now ass hole!"
Griffey Junior by Pete Dick February 28, 2008

Pen Griffey 

Pen Griffey is one of Bryson Tiller's aliases. It's a play off Ken Griffey Jr., the retired MLB star.
Bryson Tiller: Girl I'm Pen Griffey Too

Bryson Tiller Ken Griffey Jr. Let Em Know 502 The Come Up Trap Soul Aliases Pseudonym Alter Ego Lyric
Pen Griffey by ThePrincesssssss January 3, 2016

Ken Griffey Jr. 

A baseball player that was very good in the 90's. He is very popular with Mariners fans even if he is not doing well or even on THEIR team.
Person 1: What team is Ken Griffey Jr. on this year?
Person 2 (Mariners fan): THE MARINERS!

Ken Griffey, Jr. Mustard Surprise 

Prior preparation is required. The male must buy a bottle of mustard and hire Ken Griffey Jr. giving him specific directions. Then, while the male is having sex (doggystyle), when he ejaculates in his partner, he gives the signal to Ken Griffey, Jr. who is presumably hidden in the closet. Ken Griffey, Jr. then bursts from the closet spraying mustard in the eye of the male's partner. Having Ken Griffey, Jr. announce himself at the same time is optional.
Dude, I can't go out this weekend. I totally gave my girl the ol' Ken Griffey, Jr. mustard surprise last night, so I have no money after hiring Ken Griffey, Jr.

Ken Griffey Jr. 

The Man. Possibly the greatest overall outfielder ever as well as the best player in Mariners history.
Ken Griffey jr. is such a beast, he's the man!!
Ken Griffey Jr. by David Hagan March 14, 2006

drop a Griffey 

to take a huge shit in your own toliet that has been brewing for a while.
Kaleb: "Mom hurry up and get home!"
Pizzamaker: "Why hun?"
Kaleb: "Cause I gotta drop a Griffey."
drop a Griffey by Pete Dick February 28, 2008
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A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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“No way, is that cake?”
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endwarfins

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I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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