Patently unhelpful tech jargon, of a pretentious and/or unintelligible sort. Language used by a computer nerd who is attempting, unsuccessfully, to communicate with a layperson about computers or technology matters. Often characterized by circumlocution and jargon. Difficult to impossible to comprehend.
I called customer support after my laptop went BSOD, but try as I might, I could NOT understand the GOBBLEDYGEEK coming out of the guy's face hole.
A Gribble flange is actually the device that causes electronic and mechanical devices to fail just a few weeks after warranty expires. Accurately tunable to suit different warranty periods. Perfected by Apple to require only a new improved OS every six months or so.
Formerly seen as a money grabbing device to benefit the manufacturer, now seen by Gen Y as no more than a friendly reminder that whatever the device is, it's about time we had a new one. In a different colour.