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Gribbledy 

A rough surface

Coarse in texture
'Dat gal's got one gribbledy scarf!

Gribbler 

One who lusts for feet, toes in particular.
Did you see Hannah go after Gavin’s feet? She’s such a gribbler.”
Gribbler by Gribbler69 July 31, 2019

gobbledygook 

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Gobbledygook is basically anything nonsense.
gobbledygook by jdm89 January 25, 2017

gobbledygeek 

Patently unhelpful tech jargon, of a pretentious and/or unintelligible sort. Language used by a computer nerd who is attempting, unsuccessfully, to communicate with a layperson about computers or technology matters. Often characterized by circumlocution and jargon. Difficult to impossible to comprehend.
I called customer support after my laptop went BSOD, but try as I might, I could NOT understand the GOBBLEDYGEEK coming out of the guy's face hole.
gobbledygeek by GAGAHONK September 17, 2012

Gribble flange 

(grĭb′əl flănj)

n.

A Gribble flange is actually the device that causes electronic and mechanical devices to fail just a few weeks after warranty expires. Accurately tunable to suit different warranty periods. Perfected by Apple to require only a new improved OS every six months or so.

Formerly seen as a money grabbing device to benefit the manufacturer, now seen by Gen Y as no more than a friendly reminder that whatever the device is, it's about time we had a new one. In a different colour.
Ted: 'Where's your new iThingy?'

Bill: 'The Gribble Flange kicked in early - it's in the shop for repairs. Hope they forget to reset the timer chip.'
Gribble flange by KeithMyArthe March 3, 2014

Gobbledy-Gook 

You don't need to tell me all that gobbledy-gook.
Gobbledy-Gook by Koelli July 4, 2010