Gribbledy 

Rough surface / coarse in texture.

'woah dat gyal's got one gribbledy face!'

'ew das too gribbledy. i prefer silk'

Gribbledy by yugoalskwsushialxkjsaldkwjads December 15, 2011

Gribbledy 

A rough surface

Coarse in texture

'Dat gal's got one gribbledy scarf!

Gribbledy by alkzjalkdjeioadsjlaslkdj December 15, 2011

Gribbler 

One who lusts for feet, toes in particular.

“Did you see Hannah go after Gavin’s feet? She’s such a gribbler.”

Gribbler by Gribbler69 July 31, 2019

gobbledygook 

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Gobbledygook is basically anything nonsense.

gobbledygook by jdm89 January 25, 2017

gobbledygeek 

Patently unhelpful tech jargon, of a pretentious and/or unintelligible sort. Language used by a computer nerd who is attempting, unsuccessfully, to communicate with a layperson about computers or technology matters. Often characterized by circumlocution and jargon. Difficult to impossible to comprehend.

I called customer support after my laptop went BSOD, but try as I might, I could NOT understand the GOBBLEDYGEEK coming out of the guy's face hole.

gobbledygeek by GAGAHONK September 17, 2012

Gribble flange 

(grĭb′əl flănj)

n.

A Gribble flange is actually the device that causes electronic and mechanical devices to fail just a few weeks after warranty expires. Accurately tunable to suit different warranty periods. Perfected by Apple to require only a new improved OS every six months or so.

Formerly seen as a money grabbing device to benefit the manufacturer, now seen by Gen Y as no more than a friendly reminder that whatever the device is, it's about time we had a new one. In a different colour.

Ted: 'Where's your new iThingy?'

Bill: 'The Gribble Flange kicked in early - it's in the shop for repairs. Hope they forget to reset the timer chip.'

Gribble flange by KeithMyArthe March 3, 2014

Gobbledy-Gook 

Gibberish; just plain nonsense.

You don't need to tell me all that gobbledy-gook.

Gobbledy-Gook by Koelli July 4, 2010