one of the most amazing guys you will ever meet. He's super sweet and generous, and is always there. even when something goes wrong, its hard to give up hope on him. <3
"are you ok?!"
"no"
"should i help u?!"
"no its ok Greyson D. has got me covered" :)
Beyond Drunk. unable to walk, talk or hold liquids internally. Usually seen in Blackpool town or at various party destinations around Spain, usually with bile down one leg.
"I was so Gregson'd last night I ended up spending 10 euros in the hotel car park"
"he's been flexing his chest by the pool ALL day! he's so Gregson'd"
"he's the oldest person on this boat party and he's absolutely Gregson'd!"
When you are going down in your brother and you pull your cock out of him and shoot your load on your baby brothers chest while making intense eye contact with your dad.
A Dirty Greyson occurs when you inject Boar Semen into both of your ears, let it crust, and then proceed to have your sexual partner scrape the semen crust out of your ear while grunting to that of a wild boar.
Duuuuuude, I can still feel the crust in my ears from that sick Dirty Greyson we pulled last night
one of the most sweetest, kind-hearted, and genuine people i have ever seen. He is so amazing and inspiring and just his laugh can make you smile. He deserves all the love and support the world can give, he deserves to be happy 24/7, he is a blessing to so many lives and deserves to be loved unconditionally
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.