Gretz

To give someone a "gretz-ing" is to let someone know they are retarded/ or have done something that makes them look retarded. Based on a early 80's public service commercial featuring Wayne Greztsky and a mantally handicapped teenager.

Scratch the side of your head really fast like you have fleas and exclaim to the nearest stupid person "Gretz!"

Gretz by battlebran July 2, 2009

Gretz

verb, low key complaining

Everybody gretzes about their workplace, even if it's pretty good

Gretz by Terry Myst July 12, 2022

Gertz 

gərts
(verb)

To stealthily pick up the tab in a social situation before others are aware or have a chance to ask for the tab themselves.

I was gertzed at Waffle House by my girlfriend when I went to the restroom; I wish I had known so I could have treated myself to extra bacon with breakfast. #sugarmama

Bill and Christie arrived at dinner before the rest of the family and gave the waitress their credit card so they could gertz the rest of the family at the end of the meal.

Gertz by La-más-chingona December 23, 2017

Hansel and Gretel 

When you take a crap in the woods and leave a trail of toilet paper leading to the poo so you don't step in it later.

one deer hunter to another: "I left a Hansel and Gretel by the big pine tree, so you may want to avoid that area; At least it's clearly marked".

Hansel and Gretel by tenesmus November 27, 2017

Greaze Mode 

A state one enters when they are in their "bag". Based on the song "Greaze Mode" by beloved rapper Skepta. Entering Greaze Mode can entail a wide range of activities but can be generally narrowed down to activities like: breaking the law, breaking the bank, boozing hard as fuck, beating cheeks, and smoking za. Loose synonyms might include: Menace Mode and USD (Uncontrollable Steez Disease).

Don't fucking talk to me, i'm in Greaze Mode.

I bet you've never been Greazey in your life, fuck you.

Greaze Mode by Ergonomic Chair March 17, 2021

gaetzing 

To have no earthly idea how anything works but make your opinion known as loudly as possible anyway, usually while under the influence of alcohol. inspired by Matt Gaetz.

"My head hurts. What happened last night?"
"After several hours of gaetzing like an asshole, we drove you home and dumped you on the lawn"
"I need to rethink my life..."

gaetzing by Peven glugh September 2, 2020

Gretch 

To forcefully grab something with an ungodly amount of strength

Hey let me gretch that for you

Gretch by Arcxus January 18, 2021