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while performing sexual intercourse on a woman yell "POWER PLAY" and all of your buddies run out of closets and doors in hockey uniforms and helmets and beat the woman with hockey sticks.
"Dude you me and tim should def gretzkey pauls girlfriend"
by poopin August 16, 2006
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Gretzkeee

A word used to describe an individual deprived of a reasonable amount of common sense or intelligence. This term is usually used as an insult referencing the public service ad on Down's Syndrome with Wayne Gretzky that came out during the mid-eighties.
Point to the subject of the insult and yell out, "GRETZKEEE!!!!"
by Bleekay July 7, 2007
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wayne gretzky

Man whose supreme knowledge and skill in hockey more than compensated for his lack of physical size and strength.

Owns several NHL records and remains a great ambassador for the game.
Jesus saves ... rebound ... Gretzky scores!
by AbnormalBoy September 16, 2004
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Wayne Gretzky

When ordering from Canadian doughnut chain Tim Horton's, a "Wayne Gretzky" is a large coffee with nine creams and nine sugars.
"She says she doesn't like coffee, so I got her a Wayne Gretzky instead of a double-double - you can barely taste the coffee!"
by Canadian Hoser February 12, 2009
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wayne gretzky

The Great One. Their will never ever be a hockey player as good as him. God could be playing in goal for any given team, be able to stop the shot before it happens with a single thought and Gretzky would still score 2 goals
God has a shutout going here late in the 3rd period...oh now its Wayne Gretzky on the breakaway! He's dekeing..backhand..forehand..SCOREEE. Wayne Gretzky Scores! And this one is headed for overtime

-Later on in overtime-

Here are the Oilers on the powerplay with 1:21 left in overtime. Messier's looking to pass to Gretzky..he fakes the shot passes it to Gretzky..WHO SCORES. HE SCORES. WAYNE GRETZKY scores and this game is over. He went top shelf and ended it with 1:10 to play. Oh baby what a goal!
by Lilparkczar December 30, 2007
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wayne gretzky

In Texas hold'em, the 'Wayne Gretzky' refers to having a pair of 9s as hole cards.
"I flopped the full house thanks to the Wayne Gretzky that no one expected to me have."
by Herman Ng January 13, 2006
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Gretzkying

A gutsy approach in a given situation. It involves the act of taking a chance where you have nothing to lose; knowing that if you never try, the outcome will forever remain unknown.

Inspired by Wayne Gretzky's famous quote-
"You miss 100% of the shots you never take."

Most commonly used in a situation which involves approaching a member of the opposite sex.
Lucas: C'mon bro, just send her a friend request.
Aaron: Nah man, she'll prob just think im weird.
Lucas: What do you have to lose? Gretzky that shit, man.

Robbie: There's a new job oppening at the Dunkin' Donuts.
Michael: So, why don't you apply?
Robbie: Iuno, I don't think I'm qualified.
Michael: You're being a pussy.
Robbie: You're right. Fuck it, I'm Gretzkying it!
by Matthews Grunfredo January 24, 2011
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