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Going to Greenland 

A euphemism for committing suicide. Originates from the podcast "The Dick Show", because Greenland reportedly has the world's highest suicide rate. Can also be phrased as "buying a ticket to Greenland".
"I saw a video online of my fiance sucking cocaine off of a guy's dick at a party, and I'm thinking of going to Greenland."

Greenland 

A very powerful country. Has the ability to make you lose a game of Plague Inc.
My disease is spreading around the wor- fuck no, greenland closed it's port! GRRRRRR
Greenland by Gitarja August 26, 2020

Greenflame 

Greenflame is a popular LEGO Ninjago ship involving two of the main protagonists, Lloyd and Kai. It is so named as in the show, Lloyd is the "Green" Ninja and Kai possesses the ability to control fire. It is one of the only homosexual ships.
Ninjago Fangirl #1: I ship Greenflame!
Ninjago Fangirl #2: So do I!
Greenflame by Clazey J March 6, 2017

Greenland 

Despite the name, Greenland is white with ice and snow.
Greenland by B-Drac October 15, 2003

Greenland 

The world's largest island. Greenland is located in northeastern North America. The Atlantic Ocean and Iceland lie to Greenland's southeast; the Greenland Sea to the east; the Arctic Ocean to the north; Baffin Bay and Canada to the west. Nordost Rundingen, Greenland is the most easterly point of land in North America. And Kaffeklubben Island, Greenland is the most northerly point of land on earth. Greenlanders are mainly the descendants of Inuit and Danes. The official languages of Greenland are Greenlandic and Danish. Altough still a territory of Denmark, Greenland hopes to achieve independence within a couple of decades. The capital of Greenland is Nuuk.
I would love to relocate to an independent Greenland and become a Greenlandic citizen some day.
Greenland by SirLancelot January 28, 2006

greenflash 

Just greenflash me and I will know you're serious about the deal.
greenflash by gentry man May 7, 2013