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Greenblatt 

Noun. A person without common sense. A moron. Someone who shouldn't be in control because of his lack of common sense.
Example 1: That Greenblatt presented the teller with his ID before robbing the bank.

Example 2: A Greenblatt is running that network. Why else would they cancel that show.
Greenblatt by Richard January 5, 2005
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ariana greenblatt effect 

The effect where anyone learns about or becomes friends with Ariana Greenblatt they turn into a chill baddie with style. No one knows why this happens, but its spreading to teenage girls all over the internet.
Random fan: "Yo, have you seen Madi Filpowicz's new TikTok? She looks so different."
Smart fan: "Nah, its just the Ariana Greenblatt effect."

Ariana Greenblatt

The Most Beautiful Girl In The World
Ariana Greenblatt by I’mSleepy February 25, 2026
to be obviosly strung out on heroin and generally undesirable.
"hey did u see jamie the other night? what a greenbutt!"
Greenbutt by gorillaz123 April 1, 2011

GreenLanturn 

Newgrounds official "Token Black Guy." He is invited to all the parties and has a way with the women. Most people correct him about the spelling of his name, but he knows the correct spelling. He is one of the newest Green Lanterns and does not yet have a comic about him or has even made his presence known to the entire world. He is still considered a rookie, but hero in the making. He is one to the nicest guys you'll ever meet.
" I hope I was of some help to you. Good luck with this and I look forward to your next project. Take care."

"No chicks.

Only women, ladies, girls and/or the occasional attention whore."

Greenblat 

1) A person from maple grove, minnesota who is suffering from having a small penis. Greenblat is synonymous to a small cock.
2) Said person also suffers from erectile disfunction.
When I use my penis pump my Greenblat grows so the girls can actually feel it.
Greenblat by Kingceps January 10, 2015

greenlantern 

master l33tzor and pwnzor
takes it in the ass occassionally
despises demonfox for never answering in vent
pwns sasuke
smoke the cock 24/7

any problems contact my secretary
TheScheduler@schedulemyass.penis
greenlantern by mike March 16, 2005
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