A person's metaphoric wang, the size of which being related to his apparent devotion to the environment via principles, purchases, lame t-shirts and bumper stickers, etc. "Green" comes from the color commonly associated with environmentalism, and "peen" is short for penis. Duh.
While Ryan greatly enlarged his greenpeen by purchasing a Prius, Sean's Highlander Hybrid provided a decent enlargement while also allowing him to keep his dignity.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.