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Green Monkey 

A species native to the planet Yina. In appearence, they resemble lean, tall gorillas, with bright green fur, and large pointed ears.

Unforturnately, most of these extremely intellegent creatures have been taken as slaves.
Perhaps it is a matter of time before the Green Monkeys band together and fight for their rights.
"I took a green monkey into my bed chamber and had my way with him."
Green Monkey by Mistress of Melk December 9, 2008

green monkey's fuckstick 

Anything that is very, very dirty.
Curtis is dirtier than a green monkey's fuckstick.

Green apple monkey

When your gamer tag is MinMa5ter233
She fucked green apple monkey

monkey vomit green 

The color of tractors built by the Oliver tractor manufacturing company of Charles City IA in the mid 20th century.
I never understood why they painted their tractors monkey vomit green but it sure is ugly.
monkey vomit green by 1066 fan January 28, 2018

Money Green Gone 

When you spend money so fast, that it leaves a green stain on your hand.
Man! You just got paid and look at your hands, you got a money green gone stain on them!!
Money Green Gone by Obamazing91 January 26, 2010

money green 

The name of one of the fish owned by Kain and D roc the Ying Yang twins.
What are der names dea shawty?
dats Crunk Juice
(Hanh!)
Fuck you
(Hanh!)
and Money Green
(hanh!)
money green by Bad-assian July 20, 2008
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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