green day sucks 

a very true statement about an overrated horrible band who can't play an instrument or sing. If you've got a problem with that, screw.

Tool- Hey man, Green Day kicks ass!
Me- Hey tool, fuck yourself up the ass because no one else will except Billie Joe Armstrong! Green Day sucks!

green day sucks by ghetto sphinx March 1, 2005

Green Day Snob 

A less extreme form of the Green Day Elite or the Green Day Nazi. Excludes/derides all other Green Day fans because of any number of petty and ridiculous reasons. Usually considers self to be some kind of caretaker of all things Green Day. Root cause is usually envy and jealousy.

1. Depending on age of Green Day Snob, it could be because the unfortuante Green Day Fan did not know of Green Day before their current album (usually either before American Idiot or Dookie, but could be any album).

The Green Day Snob berated my 8 year old cousin because she did not know Green Day before Dookie. The Green Day Snob apparently can't do math because my cousin was not born yet when Dookie came out.

2. Green Day Fan has better Green Day memorabilia than Green Day Snob.

That Green Day Snob refused to post my picture of Mike Dirnt's autograph because it says "Mike Loves Me" and she was jealous.

3. Green Day Fan does not know as much or knows more trivia than Green Day Snob.

My little brother was kicked out of a Green Day Snob's Yahoo! Group because he did not know Mike Dirnt's real name.

4. Any condition in which a Green Day Fan is perceived to threaten the status of the Green Day Snob.

I was deleted from a Green Day Snob's friend list because my screen name is DirntFiend and she did not think of it first.

Green Day Snob by DirntFiend January 4, 2009

green day sucks 

A very true statement about an idiot who has no freinds and can't get a date. If you've got a problem with that bitch, I don't give a fuck.

Hey man, Tool's right.
Hey, bitch, fuck yourself. Oh, sorry, your ass even rejected you. OOPS! I bet you're just a sorry ass that sits at home alone, typing up retarded articles because it's the only way to get noticed. And I wouldn't be talking about Billie Joe. You got rejected by your ass. You bitch.

(NOTE: All words are directed to the bitch that thinks Green Day sucks in the article above.)

green day sucks by Who cares. You don't. You better not. June 11, 2006

spontaneous green day disorder 

Spontaneous green day disorder (SGDD) is a very common disorder in which one will spontaneously start singing or humming a green day song. This condition can only be treated by converting the affected into a blink-182 or nirvana fan. This condition is found most commonly among people who grew up during the final years of the tv show "Seinfeld".

Person 1: "Do you have the time, to lis-"
Person 2: dude what r u doing?
Person 1: oh I was just diagnosed with SGDD, spontaneous green day disorder.
Person 2: I don't have time for this. *walks away*

spontaneous green day disorder by lil biden May 2, 2022

Green Shorts Day

On May 9th everyone dresses in green shorts or pants to celebrate National Green Shorts Day. Green Shorts day was founded by Greta and Rylan at Osseo Senior High School on May 9th 2022.

Greta: “Tomarrow’s Green Shorts day, don’t forget!”
Rylan: “Which pair of green shorts should I wear?”
Abby: “OMG the creators of Green Shorts Day are so cool!!”
Julia: “Guys I woke up early to buy green shorts”

Green Shorts Day by pillow1255 August 14, 2022

Greenday Syndrome 

When a band is played so much on repeat that you cannot physically stand to hear them anymore. This happened with American Idiot, and continued with the rest of the album. A recent victim is kings of leon.

Kings of Leon are everyone's new favourite band. They've got a bad case of Greenday Syndrome. If I hear sex on fire one more time i'll kill myself.

Greenday Syndrome by i-am-winston March 16, 2009