Green Apple Splatz

Or: Green Apple Splats

Slang for diarrhea made up on the TV show South Park.

"I got the green apple splatz from that little bastard Kenny." -Mr. Garrison

Green Apple Splatz by Sly Magoo June 11, 2006

green apple splatters 

A case of acute diarrhea, usually of an explosive nature. Often accompanied by a burning sensation. If the proper facilities are not reached in time, the feces could exit the body in a random pattern, hence the name.

"Dude, I was at the park the other day after I ate a bowl of my dad's chilli and I didn't make it to the toilet in time. Green apple splatters, it looked like thanksgiving in a retirment home."

green apple splatters by cpoc December 9, 2003

Green Apple Splatter 

diarrhea, cant get any simpler than that.

Guy #1 - Omg dude i gotta go to the bathroom!

Guy #2 - Whats wrong with him

Guy #3 - Hees got the Green Apple Splatter

Green Apple Splatter by adhd7 April 6, 2009

green apple splatter 

having explosive diarrhea

after that munging trip we took i had a horrible case of the green apple splatters

green apple splatter by me June 11, 2006

green apple splatters of the mouth 

saying ridiculous or awkward embarrassing things that have no context in the conversation.

Can also be described as conversation diarrhea or word vomiting.

That guy was so weird when he couldn't stop talking in that meeting. It was like he had green apple splatters of the mouth.

green apple splatters of the mouth by mlo0224 April 15, 2010

green apple splatters 

the runs

Man I got the green apple splatters, (insert profanity here)

green apple splatters by Anonymous June 11, 2006

green apple splatters 

aka "cider poo" drinking too much cider the nite before and waking up with more than a fat bird

damn i was throwing back the scrumpy last nite got a case of the "green apple splatters"

green apple splatters by kaaos_crust October 16, 2006