cpoc's definitions

lifer

Lifers are characteristically unhappy unless they are presenting a knife-hand to your face. They use this action in conjunction with a verbal reprimand for extremely minor infractions of marine corps regulations. They believe this is the proper way to enforce such regulations and take sadistic pleasure every chance they get to exercise this practice, commonly referred to as "lifing". Lifers are typically sergeants or above but can also be found in lower ranks. Lifers, ironically but understandably, have no life.

"Hey devil dog, take your hands out of your fucking pockets."
"What a fucking LIFER."

by cpoc February 12, 2007

bofum

In the words of an African American friend of mine, only black people can take three words, combine them into one, and make it two syllables.

Yo nigga, you want nike or adidas?
Damn, bitch, give me bofum.

by cpoc March 23, 2004

cooter pooter

An expulsion of vaginal gas. See queef.

Well, it was my first time, and I couldn't figure out where the clit was, and suddenly she lets out this cooter pooter and I'm like, "Whoa, what the hell was that?" It was crazy, man.

by cpoc February 18, 2004

nuts to the face

A potentially deadly move in the martial art known as Sack-Chi, in which a sweaty man thrusts his unwashed scrotum into the eyes of his opponent.

Now that he has perfected the art of nuts to the face, Young Shitting Grasshopper can face his mortal enemy, Dark Cloud of Ass Juice.

by cpoc January 28, 2004

green apple splatters

A case of acute diarrhea, usually of an explosive nature. Often accompanied by a burning sensation. If the proper facilities are not reached in time, the feces could exit the body in a random pattern, hence the name.

"Dude, I was at the park the other day after I ate a bowl of my dad's chilli and I didn't make it to the toilet in time. Green apple splatters, it looked like thanksgiving in a retirment home."

by cpoc December 9, 2003

pinksack

The quality or state of a scrotum after it has fallen victim to a pecker pat. Also a bastardization of the name "Pocsik," usually by some fat bitch over a microphone.

"Last call for a Mr. Pinksack. Coleman Pinksack, if you are still in the building, please come to the office."

by cpoc December 9, 2003

pecker pat

An extremely painful action done to an unsuspecting male. Involves the rapid slapping of the region between the legs with the back of the hand. Often performed by assholes who think they're being funny (or friendly, in which case the victim should run, if able.)

"Jesus Christ, what the fuck is wrong with you, you stupid asshole?"
"My grandpa enjoyed it."

by cpoc December 9, 2003