cpoc's definitions

nuts to the face

A potentially deadly move in the martial art known as Sack-Chi, in which a sweaty man thrusts his unwashed scrotum into the eyes of his opponent.

Now that he has perfected the art of nuts to the face, Young Shitting Grasshopper can face his mortal enemy, Dark Cloud of Ass Juice.

by cpoc January 28, 2004

cracks in the ceiling panels

In the male (and possibly female) restrooms of high schools, cheap ceiling panels can be pushed aside. This allows students to climb up into the ceiling (usually by using the handles in the handi-capped stall) where they can smoke weed during lunch. Should not be attempted by students over 300 pounds.

"Dude! There's people in the ceiling!"
"Cracks in the ceiling panels, man. Cracks in the ceiling panels."

by cpoc December 9, 2003

cooter pooter

An expulsion of vaginal gas. See queef.

Well, it was my first time, and I couldn't figure out where the clit was, and suddenly she lets out this cooter pooter and I'm like, "Whoa, what the hell was that?" It was crazy, man.

by cpoc February 18, 2004

lifer

Lifers are characteristically unhappy unless they are presenting a knife-hand to your face. They use this action in conjunction with a verbal reprimand for extremely minor infractions of marine corps regulations. They believe this is the proper way to enforce such regulations and take sadistic pleasure every chance they get to exercise this practice, commonly referred to as "lifing". Lifers are typically sergeants or above but can also be found in lower ranks. Lifers, ironically but understandably, have no life.

"Hey devil dog, take your hands out of your fucking pockets."
"What a fucking LIFER."

by cpoc February 12, 2007

pinksack

The quality or state of a scrotum after it has fallen victim to a pecker pat. Also a bastardization of the name "Pocsik," usually by some fat bitch over a microphone.

"Last call for a Mr. Pinksack. Coleman Pinksack, if you are still in the building, please come to the office."

by cpoc December 9, 2003

The Schlagpole

Quite possibly the biggest wang on the planet, so large that it makes virgins bleed when they see it. Rarely seen, it is worshipped by the Bukkake Tribe of southern Madagascar.

"The fabled Schlagpole has produced more orgasms than Isaac Hayes."

by cpoc December 5, 2003

bofum

In the words of an African American friend of mine, only black people can take three words, combine them into one, and make it two syllables.

Yo nigga, you want nike or adidas?
Damn, bitch, give me bofum.

by cpoc March 23, 2004