11 definitions by cpoc

Quite possibly the biggest wang on the planet, so large that it makes virgins bleed when they see it. Rarely seen, it is worshipped by the Bukkake Tribe of southern Madagascar.

A young caucasian male with horrible acne. Every word that comes out of his mouth pisses you off and he acts like a dumbass all the time. The proper greeting for this type of individual is to say "Ch-ch-ch-cheese-bur-ger!" in the same style that 50 Cent says G-Unit.

An expulsion of vaginal gas. See queef.

In the male (and possibly female) restrooms of high schools, cheap ceiling panels can be pushed aside. This allows students to climb up into the ceiling (usually by using the handles in the handi-capped stall) where they can smoke weed during lunch. Should not be attempted by students over 300 pounds.

In the words of an African American friend of mine, only black people can take three words, combine them into one, and make it two syllables.

An extremely painful action done to an unsuspecting male. Involves the rapid slapping of the region between the legs with the back of the hand. Often performed by assholes who think they're being funny (or friendly, in which case the victim should run, if able.)

A potentially deadly move in the martial art known as Sack-Chi, in which a sweaty man thrusts his unwashed scrotum into the eyes of his opponent.