Definitions by cpoc
lifer
Lifers are characteristically unhappy unless they are presenting a knife-hand to your face. They use this action in conjunction with a verbal reprimand for extremely minor infractions of marine corps regulations. They believe this is the proper way to enforce such regulations and take sadistic pleasure every chance they get to exercise this practice, commonly referred to as "lifing". Lifers are typically sergeants or above but can also be found in lower ranks. Lifers, ironically but understandably, have no life.
bofum
In the words of an African American friend of mine, only black people can take three words, combine them into one, and make it two syllables.
cooter pooter
Well, it was my first time, and I couldn't figure out where the clit was, and suddenly she lets out this cooter pooter and I'm like, "Whoa, what the hell was that?" It was crazy, man.
cooter pooter by cpoc February 18, 2004
nuts to the face
A potentially deadly move in the martial art known as Sack-Chi, in which a sweaty man thrusts his unwashed scrotum into the eyes of his opponent.
Now that he has perfected the art of nuts to the face, Young Shitting Grasshopper can face his mortal enemy, Dark Cloud of Ass Juice.
nuts to the face by cpoc January 28, 2004
green apple splatters
A case of acute diarrhea, usually of an explosive nature. Often accompanied by a burning sensation. If the proper facilities are not reached in time, the feces could exit the body in a random pattern, hence the name.
"Dude, I was at the park the other day after I ate a bowl of my dad's chilli and I didn't make it to the toilet in time. Green apple splatters, it looked like thanksgiving in a retirment home."
green apple splatters by cpoc December 9, 2003
pinksack
The quality or state of a scrotum after it has fallen victim to a pecker pat. Also a bastardization of the name "Pocsik," usually by some fat bitch over a microphone.
"Last call for a Mr. Pinksack. Coleman Pinksack, if you are still in the building, please come to the office."
pecker pat
An extremely painful action done to an unsuspecting male. Involves the rapid slapping of the region between the legs with the back of the hand. Often performed by assholes who think they're being funny (or friendly, in which case the victim should run, if able.)
pecker pat by cpoc December 9, 2003