Being, in a given moment, simultaneously filled inescapable sadness and unwavering hope/joy.
The person I was deeply in love with for over a year rejected me but the letter they wrote as a rejection was the most beautiful and affirming thing anyone has ever said to me, really feeling the John Green Special right now.
This occurs in Green Bay at 3:30 AM when you get woken up by the hotel desk lady telling you that your boss has passed out with his dick out in the conference room.
"Hey Steve, did you here that Joe gave Andy a Green Bay Special?"
"Ugh, not again. Every time we come to Green Bay he gets piss drunk and whips it out for the desk chick."
When you are parked at stop light and someone is behind you, and when it turns green you don't move and piss the person behind you off. But as Soon as it is turning red you take off, and make them wait again.
This dude cut me off back there so I got in front and gave him the green lightspecial.
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.