A rather large individual possibly of greek descent that portrays the following characteristics.
1. Absolutely not sexy (3/10 at best)
2. No sense of shame (nips are out everyday)
3. Thinks he is Mr Olympia (
32 BMI)
4. Sexually assaults women so much he needs to change colleges (3x at least)
5. Never known the touch of a woman just his
waifu body pillow
If you think you or one of your friends are a “Big Greek Sexy”, do not confront them and tell them to take a long
hard look in the
mirror, as they
will start furiously jorking it at their own reflection. Instead please call the Big Greek Sexy Hotline (248) 434-5508