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Greek Week 

(n):
1. Week-long celebration of panhellenic fraternities and sororities at American universities and colleges. Students participate in a litany of meaningless events that the rest of the campus cares nothing about - capitulated by "skits" being preformed. Usually characterized by "frat row" or another Greek-populated area of campus resembling that of a frat boy and sorostitute minefield.
"Hey man, you hear the Sigmas are coming back!"
"No one fucking cares about Greek Week."
Greek Week by Anon E. Mus April 21, 2010
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we all know the ancient Greeks liked a little anal sex here and there, so when a woman is on her period and must surrender her ass to her man for a week while the tampax are occupying the front, this is "Greek Week"
Karen picked up some K-Y at the drugstore whenever she bought tampons, because she knew Greek week was coming.
greek week by sogroovy April 17, 2009

Green Week

A Week Long piss-up at Monash University, Clayton, Melbourne, Victoria, Australia that celebrates all things VB.

Teams compete for points by entering events.
Events include trike races, pool competitions, photography competitions, Iron Gut (where competitors eat really bad things such as lard with a dressing of raw egg, chilli flakes and olives), Dutch Relay, Boat races, and the legendary centurion in which competitors have a shot of beer every 30 seconds for 50 minutes and then decide the eventual winner by a 3 pot (285ml) scull off.

A seperate Scavenger Hunt is also a traditional part of Green Week where competitors have been sent to such far flung places such as Adelaide, and Canberra. Part of the Hunt involves 'The Hardest to Obtain Object' which has resulted in teams submitting the MCG behind post, signs indicating Army Presence and 24 hour watch stations at 400m and 100m respectively, and the sign from the royal mint which is opposite a 24/7/52 manned guard station.

Past winners have include Team 9 (2005), Too Piste (2004) and Farrer Hall (2003).
Green Week has been in existance for 19 years, evolving from a similar week long event entitled 'Farm Week' which was subsequently canned in the 80's after a live pig was thrown from the top of the 10 story High Menzies Building.
"What shall we do this fine 2nd Week of Semester 2?"

"Why, Green Week is upon us. Let's scull a beverage or 30 a day for the next week"

"Toodlepip"
Green Week by VBman1986 July 30, 2006

Greek Weekend 

Spending several days in a row fooling around with more than one person. And old flame comes into town while you are beginning something with a new flame and you frantically apply concealer/foundation strategically before seeing either, and make sure any shenanigans happen with the lights dim.

Origins from the Grecian free feelings towards following the whim of lust.

Both sexes can do this, but for gentleman it generally requires a special trip to the store to buy some cover-up.
Dear lord I just had the most intense greek weekend! Girl A said hello to Girl B as they passed each other on the stairs of the apartment complex!

My ex is coming into town so I think I'm going to just pull a greek weekend on the sly.

Green Week

A time in a women's monthly cycle, directly between periods, when she is ovulating and fertle making her incredibly horny.
Green week is hard for me when I'mm single.
Green Week by giiiirrr June 3, 2018
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
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To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
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