Greedwit 

A person who has an inflated perception of the value of their possessions, often overpricing items and refusing to negotiate due to their overwhelming greed and lack of understanding of true market value. Commonly seen in online marketplaces and garage sales.

"I tried to buy that old lamp, but the seller was such a greedwit, asking for three times its worth."
"I couldn't believe the price they were asking for that super used old table. What a couple of greedwits!"
“Don’t be a greedwit, just accept the offer!”

Greedwit by Gnossiennenr3 March 13, 2025

Greedwit 

A person who has an inflated perception of the value of their possessions, often overpricing items and refusing to negotiate due to their overwhelming greed and lack of understanding of true market value. Commonly seen in online marketplaces and garage sales.

"I tried to buy that old lamp, but he was such a greedwit, asking for three times its worth."

"I couldn't believe the price they were asking for those used old chairs. What a couple of greedwits!"

“Don’t be a greedwit, just accept the offer!”

Greedwit by Gnossiennenr3 March 13, 2025

Greenwitch 

A phonetically correct depiction of how non-native speakers refer to Greenwich when talking about, say, GMT.

Adil: The match starts at 14:09, Greenwitch Mean Time

Azra: it's Greenwich, dumbo!

Greenwitch by AdilShah August 19, 2022

greedyitis

A greedy person who wants any food they see including other people's-a slob

Greedyitis is when a person says I've finished my dinner, can I have some of yours

greedyitis by Ann Emily September 6, 2020

greedyitis

A condition that makes a person hungry all the time, and never full.

You have greedyitis you just ate dinner

greedyitis by Ann Emily September 6, 2020

greedith

A greedith is a person who is greedy and takes other people's things. They don't care about other people's thoughts on them. They are often fat

O my gosh a greedith just took the last piece of cake

greedith by Coolandlit May 18, 2018

greeditude 

Having an attitude of greed.
Used to describe people who exercise greed, often to the detriment of others. These people scam others and show no remorse; they live life with low morals and values. Those with greeditude have no gratitude.

He sold that old lady clothes for her deceased cat just to make a buck?
He's full of greeditude.

They mixed rat poison and water and panned it off as an $11 energy drink?
That's greeditude.

Without gratitude, you have greeditude.

greeditude by UD Teacher September 19, 2013