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Grease fart

A Grease fart is a nasty ass fart that is highly flammable. This fart is kind of like a shart. When u have a Grease fart lots of poop or shit comes out. The shit can be small or super small. Big shits rarely happen. Only after you eat Ethiopian food. Grease farts are impossible to miss. By that I mean they smell awful. Like a dead cat wrapped around a smelly puib cover scrotum bag. That shit is nasty! If you ever have a grease fart you should evacuate your house right as it happens. If inhaled, a grease fart can fill your lungs with a smell that is worse than anything in the world!
Dominic: yesterday I had a Grease fart!
Maria: oh s$&@!
Dominic: i know! It happend after I had Ethiopian food so I had a large shart. The house smelled so bad.I had my house evacuated and decontaminated by my piece of shit maid
by dominic435 January 2, 2012
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fart grease

Fart grease – The sticky, foul smelling substance that builds up in the crack of your ass. It’s made up of a concoction of feces, sweat, smegma and lint..
My roommate is so nasty. He picks his ass, waits a few seconds and looks to see if anyone is around, then sniffs the fart grease on his fingers.
by Trav October 1, 2004
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greasy fart

1) Flatulence resulting from the ingestion of mass quantities of fast food and beer; 2) a cast member of Jersey Shore
I went to McDonald's with that greasy fart Snookie where we drank 40s from brown bags (the manager lets us, Snookie blows him for the privilege) as we wolfed down Big Macs; we both had greasy farts for three days.
by Rand_Ramblings June 2, 2011
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greasy cock fart

Slang term for sperm, can also be used as an insult
by Sam-K January 29, 2007
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Greasefart

Slang for a union automotive worker typically based out of Michigan or Ontario, Canada who slacks and stops working 30 minutes before his/her shift ends.
Double J is half way to the bar and his shift isn't over yet. What a greasefart!
by TDS Greaser July 15, 2010
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Greasefarting

Greasefarting is the act of farting when the anal cavity is experiencing conditions such as "swamp ass." Generally, it results from a lack of cleanliness of the top of the ass crack down to the gooch(a.k.a. skin-bridge).
After a long day of hot, sweaty work and three bowls of chili, John unleashed his greasefarting ass upon the unsuspecting welfare mothers standing in line for government cheese.
by John Pappelbahn March 30, 2009
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