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one who does not allow his kids to have motorized vehicles of any kind and is contradicting himself because he was into things like that as a kid
wow kev, big greaney said no... AGIAN!
Greaney by achhmed January 18, 2011
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Greaney Bomb

The direct result and complications risen from when someone clumsily steps on or spills something
Jack: SHIT
Mike: .... what?
Jack: I just spilled this brand new bottle of Nyquil... Its everywhere/ I just spilled the cheese salsa... Its everywhere
Mike: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, not another Greaney Bomb
Greaney Bomb by beestmode360 November 9, 2009
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bolt

(bolt hard, solid)
''fukin hell, dont fuck with him, hes well geaney''

bolt
geaney by joshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh January 7, 2008

gretney muncher 

An individual who smokes a significant abundance of cigarettes, either as a group or alone.

Their lungs are reduced to black bin liners and they walk with a shuffling gate.

Profuse sweating behind the eyelids, hands are often crippled with arthritis from holding grets.

If you see one in public, DO NOT APPROACH.
Doyle: 'Would you like a nice peaceful gretney?'

Nutt: 'You're such a gretney muncher'

Connull: 'gret?'
Tommy: 'Sound mate'
Connull: 'safe g'

Big Saz: ' Jess can you roll me one?'
Lil Frank: 'me too pls'

Jess: 'nah fak off ya cunts'

Star Faz: ' nah nah nah nah nah nah nahhhh'

Ben: *stares into the emptiness, begins snarling*
Tommy: 'allow it guys, its time for a gret' *gentle music plays in the background*

Jordan: *eating some raw chicken*
Jacob: time for a gret?

Em: yeaaaahhhh gwarrnn thennnnnn

*everybody loves the sunshine plays in the background*
gretney muncher by lil frank March 4, 2019

MC Greeney 

Mc Greeney - A person who is chronic at emceeing and is regarded with high status by other MC's. Also a person who smokes da Reefa and is trippin whilst on stage.
Oh daaaaaym, you see dat guy up there dawg?
Ye boi its lik MC Greeney innit'
Trippin Dawg.
MC Greeney by gazza nezza March 10, 2010

greeneyedgirlfri3nd 

An extremely gorgeous individual who is so sweet, caring, pure and funny. She deserves all the love in the world<33
Oh greeneyedgirlfri3nd? She’s my comfort person too!!
Hey Mike, lets have a couple of tutes on that gretney?

gretney by Charlie Bowers April 12, 2007
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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