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An exceptionally great listener, friend, and lover. Greeneys are kind and humble, determined and artistic, and loved by everyone. If you see a Greeney on the wild, give dabs, and throw him some weed. He'll graciously accept you into his world.
Person: "Hey should we kill somebody?"
Person 2: "I don't think so. That's not something Greeney would do."
Greeney by theodogyo July 12, 2019
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A person who tries to pursue unrealistic achievements, generally wearing the color green in some manner. Frugal with money and assets, cheap and has a very low total worth.
Stop acting like such a greeney, you are far too lazy to go back to college.
greeney by J_CashMoney August 12, 2008

MC Greeney 

Mc Greeney - A person who is chronic at emceeing and is regarded with high status by other MC's. Also a person who smokes da Reefa and is trippin whilst on stage.
Oh daaaaaym, you see dat guy up there dawg?
Ye boi its lik MC Greeney innit'
Trippin Dawg.
MC Greeney by gazza nezza March 10, 2010

Lil greeney 

A up and coming soundcloud rapper
Lil greeney by Lil greeney September 18, 2018

It's Not Easy Being Greene 

Marjorie Taylor's lament and no doubt her future campaign theme song, in what's sure to be a groundbreaking presidential bid.
To anyone who thought she effortlessly nailed the Gazpacho Police stalking the halls of congress, compared mask mandates to the Holocaust, or informed the citizenry of the United States that America was officially a Christian Nationalist country, Marjorie, capitalizing on her uncanny resemblance to Miss Piggy, lured Kermit into harmonizing with her as they sang "It's not easy being Greene".

Peeny Greeny 

An alternative name for Pinot Grigio wine commonly used by super cool people.
"Yay! Grandma got me peeny greeny for my birthday again. Super cool."
Peeny Greeny by Joe and Holly :)) August 26, 2021
1 A person with green hair.
2 A substitute for a dumb blonde.
.....and the greenette thought the sheep was a dog.
That greenette has grass greeen hair.
The greenette was dumb.
greenette by erfv March 14, 2010