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Greentea 

n. When you come to a conclusion or agreement with the person or persons you are having a conversation with.
Homeboy: Yo nigga you got dat dro or what?
Me: Greentea mo'fucka
syn. = guarantee, for sure
Greentea by Nik Hoyt November 22, 2007

GreenTea 

retarded monkey that watches his girlfriend suck black nigger dick while he struggles to get an erection because of his crippling nugget porn addiction

well known for being the first monkey to paste a non-functioning hypervisor in only 5 days
did you know that greentea has 120 features in the rust cheat he pasted?"

greenteasolosanyone 

Greenteasolosanyone is a Fine man that was born on November 5th. He also loves Luffy. Also, greenteasolosanyone solos any verse
Yo, did you know that greenteasolosanyone can solo anyone
greenteasolosanyone by Ppppttt June 23, 2021

GreenTea 

That one friend who always tries to be funny, but is never funny
"GreenTea is unfunny"
GreenTea by GreenTea69 January 13, 2022

greenteasheon 

“greenteasheon is my mutual now!”
“she’s my Mutual too!!”

GreenTea 

Calling someone a GreenTea, means they have 0 hoes no thotties L rizz
You a Greentea
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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