When you’re hooking up with a guy and he goes down on the gal so well that you don’t know how he can ever eat again and you’re worried that your gal has been ransacked because his mouth was crafted by Jesus fucking Chris himself.

I had to blend up my boyfriend eggs and bacon this morning because he owen grayed it last night. He has to get his jaw wired shut tomorrow.

Owen Grayed by WeatherForcast March 26, 2022

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Grayed Out

State of intoxication between the levels of "browned out" and "blacked out". Only 5%-10% of the night is remembered by the person who is grayed out. 90%-95% of the night is forgotten.

To reach the max amount of grayed out (Indistinguishable: Short for the indistinguishability between the stages of "grayed out" and "blacked out"), you must get so intoxicated that 96%-99% of the night is forgotten.

Dude, I was grayed out the other night, I only remembered half an hour of it.

Grayed Out by carlsahn94 February 23, 2011

grayed out

Approaching the point of no return during a night of drinking. A few drinks from being blacked out. Freestyle rapping, dancing, and making out with fat chicks may be typical behavior of being grayed out

Damnit Scott!! You should've took that 1.75 away from me last night..I ended up grayed out with fat strippers in my face. I woke up hungover in an Apache helicopter .

grayed out by Drix February 24, 2005

grayed out

Not quite blacking out, but still having serious problems with memory as a result of alcohol or drug intake.

Graying out is spotiness or haziness of working and short term memory.

Most commonly a result of smoking copious amounts of reefer, graying out makes time move much faster.

Saturday morning me and a crazy ass white chick smoked so much pot that I grayed out until 6pm that night.

grayed out by Max Pa December 9, 2008

Grayed Out

to get drunk enough to almost black out/to have blacked out for short periods in between stuff you remembered.

oh dude i totally grayed out last night

Grayed Out by Cosette April 17, 2020

beau grayed

To act selflessly and delinquently in affiliation with skunk weed and / or narcotics

Dude…I got absolutely Beau grayed last night I was completely fucked up didn’t bother going in for my shift

beau grayed by Lewis Blaney September 16, 2021

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026