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Gratten is a trustworthy man. He will make you smile even on your toughest days. Gratten may sometimes have a bad attitude but at the end of the day, he’s an amazing person. He will love you no matter who you are or where you come from. Gratten is handsome, average sized, and a gentleman. If you have a Gratten in your life, you should never let him go.

Oh Gratten? Yeah he’s a keeper

Gratten by Bdhdsnsjjz November 21, 2023

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Gratter

"Grattering", or having a "gratter" is a term for a person, who uses social networking to meet several girls, and flirt with them all at the same time... Or you can even have individual gratters. To "gratter" you have to know them in some way. It is harmless flirting that means nothing, normally, but in some cases, leads to an actual relationship.

*on msn* Gratter: "Hey baby, you were looking pretty in school today, and you're really nice...:) <3 xx"

Gratter by GratterLol June 13, 2011

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Gratte Bruvva

Euphamism to replace any word for the female genitalia.

Suck ya mothers gratte bruvva.

I can smell your gratte bruvva

Gratte Bruvva by Hairy Starfish December 7, 2010

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Grotten

Dirty, miserable, filthy, disgusting and generally wrong. Combination of grotty and rotten - when one word is not enough to describe the skankiness.

"Oh man, I woke up sweating in a tent after a 24 hour drinking binge. I feel grotten"

Grotten by Lizzimon August 12, 2009

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Grattan wank

Masturbating to the lingerie pages of a clothing catalogue, as you did when you were 13 and couldn't get hold of proper filth.

Also handy for when you want a change of pace from mind-blowing internet-based grot.

(The Grattan catalogue was popular in the Uk about 15 years ago, and had a huge ladies underwear section.)

"Dude, I went old school and had a badass Grattan wank last night"

Grattan wank by Ohfoshizzo November 2, 2009

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gratte noune

Facial hair starting from your lower lip to the middle of your chin.In english it litteraly mean "sratch vagina".

guy1:"Heille j'aime ton gratte noune."
guy2:"Ta mère aussi."

gratte noune by zygualouf October 4, 2009

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gratzenstein

The swollen testicles after being sucken on.

Oh boy, I really gave you gratzenstein huh?

gratzenstein by Mikkelsteen April 25, 2008

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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