grattan 

foul, hideous, repulsive, mingin, ill, (derived from The Grattan Catalogue - A mail order pamphlet exhibitting the most disgusting polyester y-fronts and flower-print frocks aimed at the over sixties)

Throw away that grattan cheese, its been in the fridge for months.

Don't give me any more vodka i'm about to grattan out.

The doc's told me to give up the fags, aparently my lungs are all grattan.

grattan by hedy December 17, 2003

grattan 

a verb or a noun - an illness/cold, something quite nasty, bad, unpleasant or naff

oooh that's a bit grattan
grattan hill
grattan girl
grattan boy

oooh i got a bit o' grattan!

grattan by llinos and hedy December 17, 2003

Grattan wank 

Masturbating to the lingerie pages of a clothing catalogue, as you did when you were 13 and couldn't get hold of proper filth.

Also handy for when you want a change of pace from mind-blowing internet-based grot.

(The Grattan catalogue was popular in the Uk about 15 years ago, and had a huge ladies underwear section.)

"Dude, I went old school and had a badass Grattan wank last night"

Grattan wank by Ohfoshizzo November 2, 2009

Savanna Grattan

One of the most gorgeous girls ever to exist, has two different coloured eyes ,savanna grattan is kind hearted but cold to the touch don’t mess with her but love her just as much as you would with a teddy bear

Boy: your hot asf, what’s your name?
Girl: savanna grattan.
Boy: OHH that’s why!

Savanna Grattan by :@129;) July 8, 2022

Gratiana 

An amazing girl with amazing personality. Any guy would be lucky to have her as a girlfriend. She's beautiful, makes you laugh, and has a great sense of humor. She's the girl who would stick with you through thick and thin. She would listen to you and try her hardest to make things better. In her own little way, she's perfect.

Gratiana is the person I would spend my life with.

Gratiana by Ralph Waldo Picklechips II May 27, 2018

Gratton 

Gratton's are very kind and good friends. They have many friends and put their friends before themself. They are very beautiful and handsome, though they don't seem to know it. They are mostly associated with hockey players. The name originated in Britain and is most often used in Canada and the Uk.

"Look at that Gratton over there, isn't he/she attractive"
"Ya, and she/he's a really good friend of mine"

Gratton by Snogging January 27, 2009

Sean Gratton

The leader and creator of Millionth Monkey Music, a Not-For-Profit Recording Company...quite possibly the world's first. :)

Sean Gratton just came on your mother.

Sean Gratton by mystery guest March 2, 2009