Grateittude

I appreciate it, but you still get on my nerves.

I appreciate the ride throughout our cross Canada comedy tour but the incessant repetition of your stupid road trip stories caused Standard and Poor's to downgrade the nature of my thankfulness from blessed to grateittude.

Grateittude by Charlie Currie, wordsmith April 10, 2019

the gratitude shuffle 

Slang for that quickly recognizable body language of a person approaching you to ask for spare change.

I caught him headed toward me from the other side of the parking lot, he was doing the gratitude shuffle.

the gratitude shuffle by Dr Bunnygirl September 15, 2019

Gratitude 

The quality or feeling of being grateful or thankful.

He expressed his gratitude to everyone on the staff.

Gratitude by anooonymoouuss February 7, 2009

Gratitude Walk 

Gratitude Walk is when a person becomes present, aware and counts their blessing and gives thanks while walking.

Defined by author Marie Cornelio, in the book The Gratitude Way.

I love taking Gratitude Walks daily.

Or

Let's take a gratitude walk.

Gratitude Walk by Beloved One April 19, 2014

gratitude bump 

When you do a favor for a friend, they owe you a bump.

Austin ask's Jesse to get him liquor, now he owes him a gratitude bump.

gratitude bump by steve randy March 28, 2015

Lesbian gratitude cookies 

In short - cookies that contain weed. Like, a lot of weed. Generally given as a gift - the contents may not be explicitly shared to the receiver.

McDimples: Lesbian gratitude cookies!
McDimples, later: I may have accidentally given everybody... weed cookies.

Lesbian gratitude cookies by The Girl Shepherd June 1, 2018

grattitude adjustment 

When someone takes things for granted. Or whines for no reason. Lack of appreciation or having an unjustified sense of entitlement.

15 year old girl: My parents said they won't buy me the new iPhone

2nd girl: Your rents pay for your cell phone?

15 year old girl: pffft duh ya

2nd girl: Bitch - you need a serious grattitude adjustment. Most of us have to buy and pay for our cell phones.

grattitude adjustment by 1jazzydiva October 13, 2011