Graphturbation 

To become overly excited, geeky, obsessed and possibly aroused by the graphics of a computer game and or its characters from gameplay or artwork aswell.

When that new game came out he talked so much, I believe he was in a state of graphturbation

Graphturbation by Warsailor March 28, 2013

Grassturbation

Sexually stimulating one’s self with the thought and process of excessive lawn care, grass mowing, and other yard maintenance activities.

Do you think he goes home and stimulates throgu grassturbation? Grassturbates maybe?

Grassturbation by TheLightningPhoenix September 3, 2020

Gransturbation 

A seemingly innocent act, following the acquisition of moist grey pubes, whereby a nanna absentmindedly strokes her minge.

Nanna Doris was taken aback to find her knickers full of clitty litter after a lengthy gransturbation session, listening to the Mull of Kintyre.

Gransturbation by Loxastic April 17, 2020

Grassturbation

Sexually stimulating one’s self with the thought and process of excessive lawn care, grass mowing, and other yard maintenance activities.

Do you think he goes home and stimulates through grassturbation? Grassturbates maybe?

Grassturbation by TheLightningPhoenix September 22, 2020