Grape Rape

Going into the supermarket, and picking at the grapes, (without paying obviously) choosing which ones are best for you, eating a few, and throwing any back into the bunch what don't meet your standards. Secretly knowing that other people may well have to eat the molested grapes you have touched up for like 5 minutes.

Person 1: Ummm them red grapes are lookin tasty
(sneaks a few in mouth)
Person 2: What about the white ones
(Person 1 looks and feels)
Person 1: Naa their brown and shitty at the top
(Supermarket Manager looks and spectates)
Supermarket Manager: Grape Rape.

by shitlikeroses July 3, 2010

grape rape

What happens when you draw a still life too accurately. Usually if there is a bunch of grapes in your picture, they will appear on top of each other.

Dude, those grapes look like they're humping each other.

I know. Total grape rape.

by jimmyjims2110 March 6, 2011

eat a grape rape an ape

this is a tradition in arfica

mmmm this grape is nice but so is this ape eat a grape rape an ape

by devilboy8 May 25, 2016

rape or grape

Rape or grape is a popular game amongst the youths of today, people have to chose whether they would prefer to either:

a) Rape someone
b) Peel off someones testicle like a grape and eat it.

Guy #1: Phil, rape or grape
Guy #2: The one from the drum store? Grape every time

by Foxy_F August 31, 2006

Grade Rape

When one has sex with a teacher/professor in exchange for an A, then finds out on their report card that they were given the B- they deserved in the first place.

I had sex with a professor in exchange for an A, then found out on my report card that I was given the B- I deserved in the first place. I was totally grade raped.

by Haaroon September 1, 2010

grade rape

the act of taking off as many points as possible without being obvious of malpractice

frank "god I just got grade raped by my teacher, and after two hours of work I still failed based on spelling mistakes on my math exam"

by notacoward April 7, 2009

G Rape Soda

The codename for any drink containing the date rape drug known as ghb in it.

Yeah bro, she was thirsty and downed that entire G rape soda in 2 gulps, she'll be primed in no time.

by Ranchgirls December 5, 2020