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gransvestite
One who wears old man chic; grandpa fashions that are slowly working their way into the male wardrobe. e.g. cardigans, flat caps, thick rimmed specs, plaid and tweed.
- I just bought some new slippers and a cardy.
- You're a right gransvestite now, all you need is a pipe.
- You're a right gransvestite now, all you need is a pipe.
gransvestite by markyspeaks February 23, 2006
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granussy • Granus • grandson • grandsister • grandstanding • Ganus • grandstand • Grants Pass • Granas • grandson-in-law
Grandslammed
When you make yourself cum so good that you need to go to a major restaurant chain and buy yourself breakfast .
Grandslammed by Saneand71 June 25, 2016
lumberjack grandslam
Yo, last night my girlfriend was giving me head, and when my mom walked in, it turned into a lumberjack grandslam!
lumberjack grandslam by foayo December 4, 2013
granularity
Breaking down a process or system into smaller modules to make it more accessible/easier to comprehend.
On the other hand, it also mean over-complicating a simple process to the extent of being anal in the extreme.
On the other hand, it also mean over-complicating a simple process to the extent of being anal in the extreme.
Normal Bloke: Here you are Old Lady, let me help you across the road.
Old Lay: Thank you, young man!
Project manager: Now then Normal Bloke, we need more granularity here. Firstly, what road are you referring to? Next, is there any traffic on said road and if so, at what speed is it travelling? We also need to define the camber of the edges and the traction factor of the tarmac under the temperature of the day to ascertain the breaking distance of the road users in case of a Normal-Bloke-Old-Lady-slippage scenario. Next, we need...
Normal bloke: Fuck this, I'm off to Macdonalds.
Old Lay: Thank you, young man!
Project manager: Now then Normal Bloke, we need more granularity here. Firstly, what road are you referring to? Next, is there any traffic on said road and if so, at what speed is it travelling? We also need to define the camber of the edges and the traction factor of the tarmac under the temperature of the day to ascertain the breaking distance of the road users in case of a Normal-Bloke-Old-Lady-slippage scenario. Next, we need...
Normal bloke: Fuck this, I'm off to Macdonalds.
granularity by flatster December 19, 2008
grandstanding
"After jumping the grand canyon on a unicycle, Harry was grandstanding by cycling backwards with his eyes closed with his underpants on fire."
grandstanding by BigPimpDaddy May 7, 2004
grandson
Is a word used to call somebody a goat and certified gangsta and will whoop ass in any means and is the leader of any movement and is never a follower. This name is also used for a person that is gangsta and makes sure that the whole team is fed and has what they need. This name was also given to king von in prison when he was locked up. R.i.p king von you will be missed
grandson by saysfuck.shit December 12, 2020
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