Grandday
A man of endless creativity and endless IQ points...a man who works for the betterment of human life and society and a man... A man... Who honestly has a lot of free time
Grandday by Entity_MEME January 20, 2019
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Granddaddy Dong
A term to describe an older gentleman with grandkids, who is constantly being chased by woman after the dong of all dongs.
Oh boy, I guess Melissa was at it again. She was chasing this guy Tom, and he is about 20 years older than her. Little did Tom know, Melissa is a Horsedick Hound and upon cornering him, she persuaded Tom to take her home and give her a pounding with that Granddaddy Dong. I overheard Melissa talking to Betty, and she said she hasn’t been able to walk right for two days after the thorough jackhammering she received. I wish I was a Grandaddy, or a guy with a huge Dong. At least I have a good personality, I guess. Jesus, life’s a mess!
Granddaddy Dong by Tee Cee Deez March 16, 2020
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Granddaddy
A kind, hot and/or sometimes sexy sir, (in his 60's and older) with money to spend, often found sporting a Rollie, sponsoring the bottle service and decked down in Phillip Plein's latest. Although you may not necessarily want to take this sir into the bedroom, you certainly wouldn't mind drinking the Dom Perignon in his booth.
Aye, Natalie, quit downing the margarita, and go talk to that granddaddy over there. Round 2 is on the boys!
Granddaddy by accountingbish June 22, 2020
sugar granddaddy
Syd: My sugar granddaddy gave me 1000 bucks to jump in a pool.
Chichi: Bitch, I pushed you in that pool! I'm yo' suga mamma!
Sugar Granddaddy: Girl, you can have whateva you like.
Chichi: Bitch, I pushed you in that pool! I'm yo' suga mamma!
Sugar Granddaddy: Girl, you can have whateva you like.
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Grandayy
Grandayy by A fellow Lad August 13, 2018
Granddaddy Purple
A very potent, expensive strain of weed popular in the northeast. Has a very unique taste and very strong smoke even though it burns slower then other strains. Can run up to 65$ an eighth. People often call what they are selling granddaddy purple when they are really selling a lesser grade of purple (i.e. grape goo, purple Kush)
Granddaddy Purple by TheStudioDankster650 October 9, 2006
granddaddy purple
three way cross of Purple Urkel, Grape Ape, and Lavender. These three strains came from the same mother.
granddaddy purple by Thebestweed'sfromMendo May 21, 2007
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