Grandcats

Grandcats: The cats that will inherit all of your worldly possessions after you die old and alone.

I bequeath to my Grandcats, Mr. Higgins and Smooshy, my rare and valuable record collection.

by jenwongtattoos September 22, 2016

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Grandcats

When your cat has babies they are your grandcats

My cat was horny as fuck and wouldn't shut up so I let her out and didn't care if she came back. 3 days later, my cat returns as a pregnant whore. Several months later she has babies and I I've my grandcats

by Mr.herts donnetit April 24, 2023

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grandbastard

An illegitimate grandchild.

Sarah Palin has five children, one grandchild and one grandbastard.

by Lârry Dângüs, esq. August 27, 2013

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grandpaship

when a child eases his way through life, funded by a wealthy grandpa, exclusive private school, and a trust fund to support college post life. sorta like a full ride scholarship but rather a grandpaship.

Uncle James got the full ride scholarship for his academics, no he didn't he got the grandpaship.

Andrew got the full ride for Spain, but maybe he got a grandpaship on the side, since he is everybody's favorite.

by seanetworkz November 9, 2013

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grandfathered in

To include a subject in some sort of plan or policy under old rules, terms and/or conditions, usually because new regulations may exclude said subject. After a rule change, new rules and regulations apply to new members (the new rules could in fact say "no new members"), unless the members were "grandfathered in" (e.g. old, existing subjects who became members before the rule change), in which case, the old rules still apply.

Learnthespanish.com began charging a fee of $5.00 per month starting in November of last year. Members who established accounts on their websites before then however, were grandfathered in, which means that they can continue to use their services for free.

by Tatertoot July 27, 2016

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