Definitions by jenwongtattoos

sidewalk glitter 

Sidewalk Glitter is shattered glass on the pavement as a result of a car break in.

Avoid parking your vehicle near or over sidewalk glitter, your car’s window could be next to help decorate the neighborhood...

sidewalk glitter by jenwongtattoos January 6, 2020

booty napkins 

Toilet Paper.

I gotta stop by the store and pick up some booty napkins. We're all out at the house.

booty napkins by jenwongtattoos November 7, 2017

Plainsure 

When it hurts so good.

Pulling my hangnails brings me so much plainsure!

Plainsure by jenwongtattoos December 9, 2016

Grandcats

Grandcats: The cats that will inherit all of your worldly possessions after you die old and alone.

I bequeath to my Grandcats, Mr. Higgins and Smooshy, my rare and valuable record collection.

Grandcats by jenwongtattoos September 22, 2016

suspensual 

Suspenseful yet sensual

The latest Brad Pitt movie was surprisingly suspensual

suspensual by jenwongtattoos July 19, 2015

symmenstruacal

2 or more women with symmetrical menstruation cycles. Especially in the work place...ESPECIALLY!

The tampon machine at work is empty the same time each month because all the women in the office are symmenstruacal.

symmenstruacal by jenwongtattoos May 9, 2014

Everybodyelsie 

The act of taking a photo of 2 or more people, yourself not included. Opposite of a selfie.

There is always at least one person blinking in an everybodyelsie.

Everybodyelsie by jenwongtattoos May 1, 2014