jenwongtattoos's definitions

symmenstruacal

2 or more women with symmetrical menstruation cycles. Especially in the work place...ESPECIALLY!

The tampon machine at work is empty the same time each month because all the women in the office are symmenstruacal.

by jenwongtattoos May 9, 2014

sidewalk glitter

Sidewalk Glitter is shattered glass on the pavement as a result of a car break in.

Avoid parking your vehicle near or over sidewalk glitter, your car’s window could be next to help decorate the neighborhood...

by jenwongtattoos January 6, 2020

Grandcats

Grandcats: The cats that will inherit all of your worldly possessions after you die old and alone.

I bequeath to my Grandcats, Mr. Higgins and Smooshy, my rare and valuable record collection.

by jenwongtattoos September 22, 2016

suspensual

Suspenseful yet sensual

The latest Brad Pitt movie was surprisingly suspensual

by jenwongtattoos July 19, 2015

Everybodyelsie

The act of taking a photo of 2 or more people, yourself not included. Opposite of a selfie.

There is always at least one person blinking in an everybodyelsie.

by jenwongtattoos May 1, 2014

booty napkins

Toilet Paper.

I gotta stop by the store and pick up some booty napkins. We're all out at the house.

by jenwongtattoos November 7, 2017

Plainsure

When it hurts so good.

Pulling my hangnails brings me so much plainsure!

by jenwongtattoos December 9, 2016