Grand Karen

A third generation Karen. The type of old bitch who has enjoyed 50+ years of white privilege. She the Charizard of Karens. She is proud of her daughter Karen and all that she has accomplished with the use of her white tears

Yo did you see that old white bitch get punched in the face?

Yeah man, that was Grand Karen.

by Hardtruths June 25, 2020

Kaden Grant

A cool dude that is not smart but plays fortnite. He is a really good boxer and normally likes space. He is really caring and gets girls easy.

OMG its Kaden he is so hot when boxing.
Man he is a sweat in fortnite.
Kaden takes so much care of me.
A Kaden Grant is a good fortnite player and boxer. He also gets girls easily.

by LeushoePOP October 26, 2019

grandparentage

A test to determine a link with Grandparentage relationship between a grandparent and grandchild. As in to determine a DNA relationship.

Mrs. Phillips did a "grandparentage" test to determine if her grandchild was indeed hers after her son, the father of her child had died and no paternity test was possible.

by DNAGuy April 16, 2019

Grandparents

Your parents parents, usually old. You may not want to visit them now, but when they open up, you will hear well-spun stories of their "glory days". And if you are lucky you will hear stories of their many diffrent conquests, being either drugs or boyfriends/girlfriends. War stories are a popular and exiting one. Maybe their immagration from a diffrent country in times of need. They will enjoy talking to their grandchildren, offering advice or just being in your presence. Enjoy them while they last, they are not here for ever.

Grandpa: "I remember when I was 22 and me and my friend bought some LSD and went train-hopping around Canada"

Grandchild: "really?"

Grandma: "Oh william! don't give bobby any ideas!"

Grandpa: *laughing* "but they were the best times of my life"

grandson: *thinking* 'I can't wait to tell my kids funny stories of drugs, drinking, and women!'
long live grandparents!

by miklus June 11, 2006

Genealogy Grandparents

Grandparents who repeatedly inform their grandchildren, and their friends about their lineage.

Genealogy Grandparents will tell the cashier at Linens 'n Things that their lineage can be traced back to Charlemagne

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

Grandparents

Humans who have an excessive amount of vanilla scented candles in their homestead

"Do you have a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?"

"Nah girl, these are just the vanilla scented candles my grandparents gave me."

by Mynameisjim July 6, 2016

Grandparent

The greatest source of wisdom and advice next to the bible

I wish i would've taken advantage of my grandparent

by Sexiest July 18, 2011