grampit

A small foreign particle, usually food, found in a drink.

Waiter! I just found a Grampit in my wine!

by the.pierced.one March 8, 2008

grampit

A small foreign particle, usually food, found in a drink. Also referred to as floaties.

Waiter! There is a grampit in my water!

by the.pierced.one March 10, 2008

Grampit

A Grampit is a grandma/grandpa/person/armpit over the age of 60. They are very grampalicious and very much like to bring Grampit Back (Sexy Back).

"You Grampit, I bet you will bring Grampit back!"

by grampit2 June 16, 2009

Grumpitude

One's overall level of grumpiness. Grumpitude, also known as the grumpitude factor or grumpitude quotient is a numerical value, rated on a logarithmic scale similar to that of the richter scale for earthquake magnitude. A grumpitude factor of 6 is 10 times higher than a grumpitude factor of 5.

Whoa man, chill out. You don't need to be exhibiting such levels of grumpitude.

by Z Bomb November 15, 2007

Grampie Leigh

A king that will lead the troopers to victory

I wanna eat Grampie Leigh's ass

by clappedcheeks January 25, 2021

grambit

A disease where those infected have the constant feeling of creepy-crawlies on their skin and experience very itchy skin. It can be contracted by sitting on infected furniture or spending excessive time with unclean people in unclean places.

I slept on that nasty couch and now I have grambit

by whaleshark July 6, 2012

gramping

the act of getting really high and falling asleep at awkward times in a lazy boy in the poze of a grandpa

tyler got sooooo high last night and he totally gramped, he started gramping at like 6 oclock

by Deckland December 23, 2009