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A small foreign particle, usually food, found in a drink. Also referred to as floaties.
Waiter! There is a grampit in my water!
grampit by the.pierced.one March 10, 2008
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A Grampit is a grandma/grandpa/person/armpit over the age of 60. They are very grampalicious and very much like to bring Grampit Back (Sexy Back).
"You Grampit, I bet you will bring Grampit back!"
Grampit by grampit2 June 16, 2009

Grumpitude 

One's overall level of grumpiness. Grumpitude, also known as the grumpitude factor or grumpitude quotient is a numerical value, rated on a logarithmic scale similar to that of the richter scale for earthquake magnitude. A grumpitude factor of 6 is 10 times higher than a grumpitude factor of 5.
Whoa man, chill out. You don't need to be exhibiting such levels of grumpitude.
Grumpitude by Z Bomb November 15, 2007

Grampie Leigh 

A king that will lead the troopers to victory
I wanna eat Grampie Leigh's ass
Grampie Leigh by clappedcheeks January 25, 2021
A disease where those infected have the constant feeling of creepy-crawlies on their skin and experience very itchy skin. It can be contracted by sitting on infected furniture or spending excessive time with unclean people in unclean places.
I slept on that nasty couch and now I have grambit
grambit by whaleshark July 6, 2012

gramping 

the act of getting really high and falling asleep at awkward times in a lazy boy in the poze of a grandpa
tyler got sooooo high last night and he totally gramped, he started gramping at like 6 oclock
gramping by Deckland December 23, 2009
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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