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Gramatkovski 

A teacher who can't teach his students, and allow an incident to happen
Mr Gramatkovski didn't teach his students today, which allowed a incident to happen on his behalf.
Gramatkovski by Igobrrrrr August 16, 2022
Gramazi is a coined word for "grammar nazi" which means -->

noun (pl. -s)
1. A person who uses proper grammar at all times, esp. online in emails, chatrooms, instant messages and webboard posts; a proponent of grammatical correctness. Often one who spells correctly as well.

2. a – A person who believes proper grammar (and spelling) should be used by everyone whenever possible. b – One who attempts to persuade or force others to use proper grammar and spelling. c – One who uses proper grammar and spelling to subtly mock or deride those who do not; an exhibitor of grammatical superiority. d – One who advocates linguistic clarity; an opponent of 1337-speak. e – One who corrects others' grammar; the spelling police.

proper noun
3. A nickname, pseudonym or handle for a well-known grammar nazi (defs. 1 and 2) within a particular social circle, used to show either great respect or great contempt for his or her abilities.

verb (transitive)
4. To correct the grammar of (a person's speech, a piece of writing, etc.); to edit for grammar and spelling; to proofread.
1. A gramazi knows the difference between "there," "their" and "they're."

2. Teh gramazis haev invadd r formu.

3. Gramazi, help me with my English homework please.

4. He totally gramazied my article, replacing pronouns and rewriting clauses.
Gramazi by swizec March 5, 2006
Dude that was a gramazing play!

That play was gramazing bro.
Gramazing by Leighton Birchard December 18, 2008

Gramatification 

Often seen on the comments on Facebook posts throughout the internet; it is to find joy and self worth whilst explicitly pointing out the error in grammar/spelling/punctuation in an online post or article (other than one's own). It heightens the view you have of your intellect and wit; while at the same time destroying others credibility. Often it can be accompanied by a witty remark, sarcasm, an asterisk (*) or even a meme, either way ensuring the mistake is highlighted. Sometimes it requires purposeful misinterpretation, whereas other times it is plain obvious.
Post: "Your never going to believe it"
Comment: "You're*"

Post: "I aint rollin like dat, I free bruv"
Comment: "Just to say, ain't* rolling* that* I'm* Brother*"
or
Comment: "I believe you mean; "I ain't rolling like that, I'm free brother", no need thank to me"

(Comments are examples of Gramatification)
Gramatification by rackers7690 October 1, 2013
a stubborn, wall-like person. they think they are God or something with large intelligence, but in reality, they are noobs.
"why are you so mad?"
"i was fighting with a wall!"
"oh, a gramazio. i know what you sayin man."
gramazio by poo! February 10, 2008

gramalkin 

the sexual intercourse position where the male is tied up and hung upside down while the female climbs on a ladder to reach the penis to insert in her vagaina lubricated with bengay
Example 1: dude, when I gramalkined my girlfirend last night, I passed out from all the blood rushing to my head!

Example 2: I would like to take her home and give her a gramalkin
gramalkin by Timthemooseman January 5, 2008