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gramalkin 

the sexual intercourse position where the male is tied up and hung upside down while the female climbs on a ladder to reach the penis to insert in her vagaina lubricated with bengay
Example 1: dude, when I gramalkined my girlfirend last night, I passed out from all the blood rushing to my head!

Example 2: I would like to take her home and give her a gramalkin
gramalkin by Timthemooseman January 5, 2008
Words you can keep

Grambling 

When your parent keeps talking after you said "Okay."
Parent: "You always on that damn phone! Never cleaning this damn room!"
You: Okayyy. *Thinking here comes that grambling shit*
Parent: "AND you always leave all them damn dishes in the sink!" (1 dish)
Grambling by Loltrymehbih November 4, 2016

Grambling 

When your grandparent gambles, usually for pennies or other small change.
Today my grandma won $3.42 playing cribbage. She's been grambling at the Senior Center every Thursday afternoon.
Grambling by EbarneywithasilentE October 26, 2019

Grambling 

A vaguely menacing sexual act, referring to any number of possibly degrading maneuvers. Generally, the act refers to the lesser known, but largely more perverse, sex moves. A grambler is a dominant role, and as such is usually reflected as the male participant. However, females are not excluded in having the ability to gramble. The recipient of a good grambling should feel simultaneously ashamed and satisfied. Origins are derived from the city of Grambling, Louisiana.
"Dude, I don't know. Last night was weird. I took this girl back to my room and we spent two solid hours grambling. I have never done, or heard of, anything this grotesque before. I mean, I stuck my nose in there. God, I need a therapist. I hope I never see her again."
Grambling by GODOFTHUNDERR March 17, 2012
great,awesome,amazing,all around best thing ever
Dude that was a gramazing play!

That play was gramazing bro.
Gramazing by Leighton Birchard December 18, 2008

Grimalkin 

a) A female cat.
b) An old, bad-tempered woman
Curse you Grimalkin.
Grimalkin by JessieGrimalkin August 17, 2010

Grimelkin 

"Grimelkin" is a German term derived from the words "Grimmig" and "Schlüsselkind". "Grimmig" translates as "po-faced" and "Schlüsselkind" as "Latch-key kid." Together, the term "Grimelkin" loosely translates as "red-headed stepchild."
The group of orphans were considered nothing but Grimelkins due to their rowdy behavior.
Grimelkin by Joo VT September 1, 2009
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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