Gramatification 

Often seen on the comments on Facebook posts throughout the internet; it is to find joy and self worth whilst explicitly pointing out the error in grammar/spelling/punctuation in an online post or article (other than one's own). It heightens the view you have of your intellect and wit; while at the same time destroying others credibility. Often it can be accompanied by a witty remark, sarcasm, an asterisk (*) or even a meme, either way ensuring the mistake is highlighted. Sometimes it requires purposeful misinterpretation, whereas other times it is plain obvious.

Post: "Your never going to believe it"
Comment: "You're*"

Post: "I aint rollin like dat, I free bruv"
Comment: "Just to say, ain't* rolling* that* I'm* Brother*"
or
Comment: "I believe you mean; "I ain't rolling like that, I'm free brother", no need thank to me"

(Comments are examples of Gramatification)

Gramatification by rackers7690 October 1, 2013

sexual gratification 

Sexual gratification is the feeling of satisfying one's sexual desires for something. e.g. fulfilling, indulging, or quenching.

Guy A: "Man me and my girlfriend were in the sack last night."

Guy B: "Nice. Dude, have you ever tried 69ing before?"

A: "Nah. I've never even gone down on my girlfriend before, actually."

B: "Dude, wth is wrong with you???"

A: "What? I don't get it, she already does it to me when we have sex, why should I go down on her?"

B: "Because women crave sexual gratification too, not just us dudes, bro."

A: "For reals?"

sexual gratification by pseu-odonkayeo1179 December 29, 2020

delayed gratification 

withholding on available satisfaction, as to make the act more pleasurable when finally given in to due to one's appreciation of it's absence.

Not jacking off for a month. Then finally jacking off. Delayed Gratification.

delayed gratification by An Axe To Grind April 25, 2013

instant gratification monkey 

An imaginary term used to describe how a procrastinator avoid doing important tasks.

Often it is though of as whenever the rational decision maker wants to make a good choice like doing homework the monkey takes the wheel and makes the person procrastinate

Joe:hey don't you have a really important project due?
Henry:yea well my instant gratification monkey wants me to look through India through google earth!
Joe:well don't blame me I you end up flipping burgers for a living!

instant gratification monkey by mr mr jellyman January 4, 2018

gratification 

Gratification is the positive emotional response (happiness) to a fulfillment of desire.

If gratification ceases, so does the devotion.

gratification by Kevin Shokrollahi December 31, 2007

Self gratification 

The "polite" term for spanking the monkey, choking the chicken, beating your meat, polishing your pole, having a wank, ect. ect. You get it. It's how the news man would tell the audience you've been jerking off.

In local news, city councilman McAccerty was allegedly found engaging in self gratification behind the bus shelter with a toy giraffe and a roast chicken. We go live on the scene of his press conference now.

Self gratification by Dr_dude November 3, 2019

instant gratification 

1)immediate satisfaction; the quick attainability of happiness or of contentness.
2)Orgasmic.

1)Children always seek instant gratification.
2)That ho? She instant gratification.

instant gratification by Mimir September 23, 2003