Grëmlïn

a Cryptid spotted in Dallas TX,

walks around in a green blanket and perches on couches, usually found on the floor, or in a ball.

the grëmlïn’s name is actually Riley.

Grëmlïn by Rileythegrëmlïn August 18, 2019

Gremlin 

A person who will cause trouble for sure

K: H is a gremlin

Gremlin by Ace the simp March 7, 2023

Gremlin 

A slur for children

Look at those little gremlins playing Fortnite.

Gremlin by YaBoi93 January 29, 2021

Gremlin 

Analagous to their malevolent movie counterparts, the modern-day Gremlin is most often found on weekends in between the hours of 1800 and 0400. When in its passive form, the Gremlin is most often a well-intentioned and meaningful contributor to society. However, when provoked (usually by means of an ex-girlfriend or obnoxious fool at the bar), the Gremlin first becomes forlorn and introspective, then mischevious, and in some cases violent.

If you encounter a fully manifested Gremlin, you are advised to stay clear (especially when the Gremlin is in a doorway). If you feel the need to intervene, it has been said a trip to Burger King can passify the creature.

The Gremlin will return to its natural state by morning, usually feeling embarassed and apologetic.

"Ryan and Pat went so Gremlin last night. They painted Blaine's car!"

"If you don't call me back I am going to go Gremlin."

Gremlin by number1__ April 11, 2010

Gremlin 

the one friend who you need to feed constantly but not at midnight ( they will still beg for it DON'T give in).just give them what they want and they will be quite

you a gremlin

Gremlin by JESUS_motherfrickn_CHRIST January 11, 2020

Gremlin 

A short girl usually under 5’2

her: i’m 4’11
him: nice to meet you gremlin

Gremlin by riotgrrl1923 December 26, 2020

Gremlin 

The gremlin is a furry critter that will use her petit stature and nubile appearance to gain the trust of others. Upon making the mistake of trusting a gremlin, she will then lurk in dark corners and attack at any given moment. This evil hobbit will engage in acts of deceit and general tomfoolery as a means of social interaction. Characteristics of the gremlin will include:
-Rage blackouts
-Violent attacks from behind, especially on the knees
-Full speed bodychecks
-Stealing food from gardens
-The belief that she is average height, when she is in fact, gremlin height
-The use of such phrases as "frig-a-mug" and "go S a D"

Ryan: Hello, I was just calling regarded your --- OW
Gremlin: hahaha hahaha hahaha (runs away)
Ryan: I think that gremlin just took out my legs

Gremlin by VictimOfTheGremlin August 25, 2009