Something made for mindless mass-consumption, to maximize profits for already-rich monopolies, and/or to enforce the status quo.

Of food: Over-processed, bland, cheap
Of media: Unsophisticated, mindless, enforcing politically correct groupthink
Other products: Disposable, overpriced, empty bling

"You will own nothing, and you will be happy. Live in the pod. Eat the bugs. Rent from BlackRock. Work in the Amazon® Wage Cage™. Drink your government provided Soylent™ and corn syrup."

This is the essence of goyslop.

"School lunches have extremely poor nutrition, serving filler-laden goyslop instead of real meals."

"The new iteration of this cartoon has lost all the charm of the original, degenerating into cheaply animated goyslop"

"Now instead of buying beautiful handmade wooden furniture that will last for generations, people just buy plywood goyslop from IKEA and throw it away when it breaks."

Goyslop by ClaudiusTiber October 5, 2022

Related Words

Goyrl • gorl • Goyslop • Gorylution • Goyle • gorlock • gyrl • Goirl • Gorlami • Gorlock The Destroyer

Goyslop girl

Noun. Used to refer to the meme of the girl with overexaggerated expressions ordering from a halal cart.

She only becomes self aware once she realizes she is being filmed, at which point she exhibits histrionic behavior in order to solicit attention.

Simp: If a goyslop girl orders at a food cart, and no one is around to film, did she really order anything?
Boris: Shut up about it. I'm tired of seeing the meme of the dumb goyslop girl on every website.

Goyslop girl by Duke, PhD February 17, 2023

John Gourley

Lead vocalist and guitarist for Portugal. The Man. Grew up in Alaska and then re-located to Portland, OR where the band is based. Once was in a less technical and creative band but then tried vocals for the first time and magic was made. He has a perfect mustache and an even better voice.

John Gourley is an incredible vocalist.

John Gourley by PittsburghGal August 7, 2011

Gorlock The Destroyer

A fat fucking bitch. Morbidly obese that thinks that they're beautiful.

Fat girl says i can pull anyone, You say Shut up Gorlock. or while talking about them "Ugh i hate gorlock the destroyer.

Gorlock The Destroyer by Big ah D September 19, 2023

Harley Gorlewski

A French-speaking demigod, this hockey-er will puck you when you least expect it.

Guy 1: "Woah, check out Harley Gorlewski."

Girl 1: "I'd tap that."

Guy 2: "Me too."

Harley Gorlewski by Liz Lemon Party September 7, 2011

ArE yOu LoSt BaBy GoRl?

If you bump into the insanely beautiful rock hard chest of a creepy, catastrophically hot guy and he asks you this....welp, you’re in for a butt shitty/spectacular next 365 days of your life.

He: ArE yOu LoSt BaBy GoRl?

She: Ummummgrmmepethethehth

ArE yOu LoSt BaBy GoRl? by Gotabs560 November 22, 2020

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026