Short for gargoyle. Refers to a male who is big a doofy looking. Can have a nice body, but if so, there is no substance at all between his ears. Usually what a thot brings back to a shore house. Can be chanted by males that aren't goyles.
Female: Hey guys, this is my friend Joe.
*All Men in the House*: GOYLE! GOYLE! GOYLE! GOYLE! GOYLE!
Female: OMG you guys are so rude he's not a goyle!
Goyle: What?! *looking all spaced out and dumb like he is*
Noun. Derived from the word gargoyle, it usually indicates a hideous. . . thing. One famous conversation starter used by Goyles goes something like, "Hey. Isn't it wierd when you're staring at a chick for like, five minutes, and you think she doesn't notice you, but then she turns around and asks 'What are you looking at?' Isn't that wierd?"
Goyle- *swingsfist*
Kid- *flinces*
Goyle- "Haha! You processed it!"
A bunch of sick nonces. Anyone who is under the age of 10 or a sheep is unsafe from this disturbed bunch of people. The KFC chef and magician are our heroes. Shoutout to krimson and to Liam, our favorite pre pubescent
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!