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a goyle is a perverted and often smelly man, they have also been known to have a very short temper and can also perform magic.
'hey whos that weird guy over there?'
'oh thats just goyle'
Goyle by jinglysacomin June 22, 2009
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Short for gargoyle. Refers to a male who is big a doofy looking. Can have a nice body, but if so, there is no substance at all between his ears. Usually what a thot brings back to a shore house. Can be chanted by males that aren't goyles.
Female: Hey guys, this is my friend Joe.
*All Men in the House*: GOYLE! GOYLE! GOYLE! GOYLE! GOYLE!
Female: OMG you guys are so rude he's not a goyle!
Goyle: What?! *looking all spaced out and dumb like he is*
Goyle by Ritz11 May 31, 2017
Noun. Derived from the word gargoyle, it usually indicates a hideous. . . thing. One famous conversation starter used by Goyles goes something like, "Hey. Isn't it wierd when you're staring at a chick for like, five minutes, and you think she doesn't notice you, but then she turns around and asks 'What are you looking at?' Isn't that wierd?"
Goyle- *swings fist*
Kid- *flinces*
Goyle- "Haha! You processed it!"
Goyle by Not Goyle February 15, 2008

Golemite army

A group of deranged individuals who mask their lack of social aptitude by excelling at an online game and partaking in graphic and often sick humour.
Golemite army are on the march again,I've just wet myself.
Golemite army by Eggmactiss January 3, 2018

Golemite army

A bunch of sick nonces. Anyone who is under the age of 10 or a sheep is unsafe from this disturbed bunch of people. The KFC chef and magician are our heroes. Shoutout to krimson and to Liam, our favorite pre pubescent
Hide your kids, the Golemite army is coming!

godless savage

A person who is characterized by brutal, uncivilized behaviour, irrespective of religious affiliation. One who is truly beyond redemption.
Jeremy: Did you hear about Tyler? He beat up a woman again last night.
Morgan: Shit. What a godless savage.
godless savage by flying wagman September 3, 2009
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
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