Bad ass chick who is unbelievably hot. This girl doesn't give a fuck what anybody thinks. She is going to do what she wants when she wants. Usually wears custom clothing, and has a wide array of looks up her sleeve. Great at business, and will succeed. Often times is hated on for her swag and is super nice and greatful irl
You see that girl dancin?
Oh yeah she a rude gyrl fo sho Damn she got moves
Nah bro, rude gyrls got swag
first shave of spring after a winters worth of not shaving and looking like a damn cave girl. hairy bush all grown out and crazy. Leg hair so long you could corn row it.
wow! I had to blow through 3 match threes to see my vajaja again after a winter of cave-gyrling it!
Gyrlande is a a synonym for the word "salt". She won't hesitate to roast you and is very forthright. She tells the truth even if it hurts and is mean. This is why she is so salty. Also, she is the best athiest out there.
Person 1: Do you want some pepper on your food?
Person 2: No thank you, I prefer Gyrlande.
Person 1: Do you mean salt?
Person 2: What's the difference?
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.